2007-01-22 14:04:49 · 34 answers · asked by reaperlj 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo' Mama's so Poor........ she can't afford to pay attention. I took a peanut and she said don't be so greedy. she has fries on layway at McDonalds. I stepped in her front door and came out through the back.
2007-01-22 15:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so stupid........It takes her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
2007-01-22 14:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by wscrapy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so short when she plays wall ball, she uses the curb.
2007-01-22 14:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by Beth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so black that when she sits in a hot tub she makes coffee
yo momma so hairy when she goes for a haircut they start at her wrists
you momma like a scooter, everybody has had a ride, but nobody wants to admit it
2007-01-22 15:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly, when she went into a haunted house she came out, they gave her an application!
Yo momma so fat she put on a red dress went outside and everybody yelled. HEY KOOLAID!
2007-01-22 14:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by dfgrace22 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The answer is "YO MOMMA"
2007-01-26 09:52:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma's so fat, when she walks by the TV you miss Two episodes of Seinfeld.
2007-01-22 14:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by Bman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat when she wear a 8-Ball jacket helicopters land on her.
2007-01-22 14:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by christopher7329 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
yo momma's so nasty your daddy takes her to work just so she wont have to kiss her good-bye.
2007-01-22 14:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat the bathtub has stretch marks!
2007-01-22 14:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Hoserdude 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋