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I'd Superbowl shuffle to the bathroom, take off my underpants, make sure they didn't have my name on them anywhere, hide them under the sink, wipe, and head back to the party.

2007-01-22 15:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ask myself why I crapped my pants at a Super Bowl party and not at a funeral.

2007-01-22 23:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by camper_velorium 2 · 0 0

Evacuate immediately. go home and change clothes. Crapping at a Super Bowl party can ruin your masculinity forever. you will be forever remembered as that guy who crapped at the Super Bowl party. lol

2007-01-22 23:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by The Zunester 5 · 1 0

I'd be like, "Oh, I'm at a superbowl party with a bunch of other fat drunk guys, someone else here is buond to have crapped their pants allready, Might as well enjoy the extra warmth..." Then I'd go enjoy some more buffalo wings with extra ranch.

2007-01-22 23:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

This sounds like it actually happened, but I'd run up to wal**** and by a quick cheap new pair of pants....there's one on every corner.

2007-01-22 23:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by 123..WAIT! 5 · 1 0

why did you crap your pants in the first place? and too your Question I'd leave

2007-01-22 23:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by csm 4 · 1 0

Say, "That play was so good I think I just **** my pants!" and run to the bathroom

2007-01-22 23:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by Halnfan1 1 · 2 0

Umm I would be scream really loud and clean myself off lol

2007-01-22 23:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What the hell,Take your chones off, go Commando, and free ball it.

2007-01-22 23:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

slowly and innocently slip my hands in my pants and shovel it out into the party dip.

2007-01-22 23:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by RE_FAN 4 · 2 1

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