I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
I need you" = My hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you
o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now
I have something to tell you = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next
2007-01-22 14:48:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how true
2007-01-22 14:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until i read this joke i was confused about men period--- I gave up totally--- now that i understand men--- I know just to forget men period
2007-01-22 16:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by flower_from_the_heavens 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, at least ur honest. Thanx I suppose. Peace and Harmony+++
2007-01-22 14:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by Mermangel+720 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man that the ladies like
2016-03-14 22:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are delightful.
2007-01-22 14:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never want a commitment!!! You know what that means!
2007-01-22 14:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't let the cat out of the bag,Dude. What' s wrong with you?
2007-01-22 14:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you may not think that much but you are honest in a way.
not bad.
2007-01-22 14:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke?
2007-01-22 14:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Layne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, thanks for the good information! Now I can finally understand what my fiance is thinking!
2007-01-22 14:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋