Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

I know a few but I want to know some more.

2007-01-03 11:35:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-03 11:34:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fill in the blanks, funniest gets best answer (woo hoo!)

If I were a(an) _____ I would ______ because my _____ _____.





ok, I'm bored..

2007-01-03 11:22:43 · 11 answers · asked by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6

2007-01-03 11:15:06 · 8 answers · asked by Carl-N-Vicky S 4

Today is wednesday 03 January, do you know why this day is important? no me neither but then its a good question isn't it, what exactly is the capital of Bolivia?, i bet an italian couldn't tell you and do you know why, exactly because the haddock in your mouth would stop him understanding what the hell you are talking about. I looked around the corner and guess who was there...... Give up? OK it was .. no not him.. as i was saying.. who?, im not sure who that is i'm afraid.... take a left at the end of the road and its the one with the purple rainbow... its basically the shape of a rainbow only its not multi coloured.... Your welcome. Where was i? oh yeah it was Mr butler, my old maths teacher, he didn't recognise me, i had short hair back then, now i've got long hair so he was rather bermused when i informed him of my successful differentiation of an equation, but he said well done anyway.

2007-01-03 11:11:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

say a Concert says starts at 12 AM, now is that 12 Noon or 12 Midnight?

2007-01-03 11:11:12 · 3 answers · asked by faitherzbaby 1

2007-01-03 11:07:53 · 13 answers · asked by Matthew A 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNHQZ_WvQo

Funny stunt but how come it doesn't hurt. Could someone please explain.

2007-01-03 10:54:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'am a elvis fan always have been,but why can't peaple let him be, his music as stood the test of time, he still makes many people happy listening to his music.Doe's it really matter if you like him or not everybody as differant tastes in music, clothes, life. Why can't we all be happy with what we like and stop putting others down because it not our thing

2007-01-03 10:51:48 · 24 answers · asked by maz 1

if the leaning tower of piza
had a name, what would it be?
First one to answer correctly and 10points!!!

2007-01-03 10:43:57 · 16 answers · asked by HaHaHoHoHeeHee 3

Tool of thief, toy of queen. Always used to be unseen. Sign of joy, sign of sorrow. Giving all likeness borrowed.

2007-01-03 10:39:06 · 6 answers · asked by wa_tailback2 2

There is a family that lives in a mansion. It is Sunday morning and the father was killed. During the murder, the mom was in the kitchen, the two children were sleeping, and the maid was getting the mail..Who killed the dad?

2007-01-03 10:37:51 · 9 answers · asked by iKILLu 2

2007-01-03 10:34:46 · 10 answers · asked by sabrina 3

..a question about nothing, will I still get you to answer?

2007-01-03 10:34:25 · 16 answers · asked by Not Normal Girl 2

2007-01-03 10:32:52 · 7 answers · asked by sabrina 3

A chamedeon.

2007-01-03 10:26:21 · 12 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5

I'm fatherless and motherless, And born without sin. Roaring when entering the world, I never speak again. What am I?

2007-01-03 10:24:12 · 13 answers · asked by wa_tailback2 2

I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

2007-01-03 10:17:09 · 8 answers · asked by wa_tailback2 2

If one child has 6 2/3 sand piles and another has 3 1/3, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have?

2007-01-03 10:11:31 · 21 answers · asked by wa_tailback2 2

A patient has fallen very ill and has been advised to take exactly one pill of medicine X and exactly one pill of medicine Y each day, lest he die from either illness or overdosage. These pills must be taken together. The patient has bottles of X pills and Y pills. He puts one of the X pills in his hand. Then while tilting the bottle of Y pills, two Y pills accidentally fall out. Now there are three pills in his hand. Because both types of pill look identical, he cannot tell which two pills are type Y and which is type X. Since the pills are extremely expensive, the patient does not wish to throw away the ones in his hand. How can he save the pills in his hand and still maintain a proper daily dosage?

2007-01-03 09:45:39 · 13 answers · asked by April 1

asap

2007-01-03 09:44:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

ANSWER:

Because it would have meant the fall of Turkey the ruin of Greece and the break up of China!!!

2007-01-03 09:38:23 · 10 answers · asked by •▐☺xXxHäV☼KxXx☺▐ • 4

theres a number in my mind if u choose it ur a winner with abest answer so hurry bec. the first one is the winner

2007-01-03 09:38:02 · 45 answers · asked by Nouni 3

So far the count is: 1 @ss, 1 beaver, 1 clam, a fish nobody can find, 2 calves, 2 soles, 10 little piggies, and a couple thousand hares. Any more?

2007-01-03 09:36:32 · 9 answers · asked by dukefenton 7

Why is it that in Barnyard, the two leaders were male cows (not bulls)?

2007-01-03 09:25:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I asked the barman for some change for the cigarette machine,
I put my money in and the cigarette machine shouted "Your a fat b@stard, your not getting any fags, Now f#ck off!"
I couldn't believe it so I went to tell the barman, as I waited for him I helped myself to some peanuts that were in a bowl at the bar, as I did they started to speak to me "Hi , Nice tan, Your'e looking good today, Have you been working out?"
When the barman came over I told him what had happened with the cigarette machine and the peanuts,
He replied "well the cigarette machine is Out of Order but the peanuts are Complimentary."

2007-01-03 09:18:43 · 28 answers · asked by jabelite 3

playing a game and need the answer to this riddle please help

2007-01-03 09:14:48 · 10 answers · asked by Becki S 1

This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:
"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.

" What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?
"The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse".

So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An hour later he comes out and says, "Chief, can i talk to my horse again"? The chief says sure, but that be wish number two. Ok says the cowboy.

The cowboys goes to the horse and once again wispers into it's ear, and with a gallop the horse is off!... 15 minutes later, the horse returns, this time having a Brunnette aboard. Once again the cowboy is shown the secluded teepee.

An hour later the cowboy comes out, obivously tired now, with only a few hours left before sundown. He looks to the chief, and before he says a word, the chief grins and says "Sure crazy white man you can talk to your horse.."

So the cowboy goes to the horse and GRABS him by the ear and yells

"LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,...I SAID - GO GET A POSSE!!!"

2007-01-03 09:10:48 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3

2007-01-03 08:57:30 · 9 answers · asked by Aviator 1

think he was hilarious in Till death us do part

2007-01-03 08:52:15 · 10 answers · asked by miss smidgey 4