Today is wednesday 03 January, do you know why this day is important? no me neither but then its a good question isn't it, what exactly is the capital of Bolivia?, i bet an italian couldn't tell you and do you know why, exactly because the haddock in your mouth would stop him understanding what the hell you are talking about. I looked around the corner and guess who was there...... Give up? OK it was .. no not him.. as i was saying.. who?, im not sure who that is i'm afraid.... take a left at the end of the road and its the one with the purple rainbow... its basically the shape of a rainbow only its not multi coloured.... Your welcome. Where was i? oh yeah it was Mr butler, my old maths teacher, he didn't recognise me, i had short hair back then, now i've got long hair so he was rather bermused when i informed him of my successful differentiation of an equation, but he said well done anyway.
2007-01-03 11:11:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if that made any sense to you then you are surely not sane
2007-01-04 01:45:49 · update #1
You had it hee, but you see, they flew away in the tree?
Edit: Oh and sanity is in the eye of the society.
2007-01-03 11:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by slowlygrowing 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I caught part of that....but you are going to have to repeat it...I wasn't listening.
By the way, tomorrow, your message will be wrong.
And to answer WHY it is important, it that because it is the First day, of The Rest of Your Life... just imagine if you skipped today, you would then have to go to the Second Day of The Rest of Your Life..you would have missed out on a very important day. The First Day of the Rest of Your Life.
Now suppose you died tomorrow, and you missed today, then all you would have is yesterday as the most important day of your life, but it is gone. So you missed out altogether..
Okay, now wait a minute.... start now... this is now your most important MINUTE... the First Minute of The Rest of Your Life..
I think this is driving me crazy... Sanity.. it's in the eye of the beholder? or Is it?
2007-01-03 12:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are two capitals to Bolivia. It's enough to drive anyone crazy. La Paz is the administrative capital. The judicial capital is Sucre.
2007-01-03 11:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well good old Mr Butler. I bet he was laughing at you behind your back though. Maths Teachers usually do, What you didn't know that. Well blow me down and slap my thighs and call me Lassie. You really are naive are you not....He might have said well done but what he meant was go away Moron...The thing is he only had one top lip...Did you Know...??
2007-01-03 11:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pricey Elis, praise be Jesus, Mama Mary and St Joseph! examine the "Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupery. you'll stumble upon that quote there. Have a most suitable day! Our woman of Fatima, pray for us. Blessed Trinity, hae mercy on us. Jesus, I have self assurance in you.
2016-12-01 19:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by klosterman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Differential equations, eh? One of my favourites. Keep up the good work!
2007-01-03 11:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i really do understand it, and you probably couldn't do it any better than you have already. But you are so sincere that it made me cry when i found out about it. Thank you, bless you!
2007-01-03 11:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to read more but my Rice Crispies are calling for me, later.
2007-01-03 11:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am also a bit deaf, so if I heard you correct, the answer is -
" Half past four ! "
2007-01-03 11:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you on crack? My head is spinning just trying to decipher that paragraph....
2007-01-03 11:14:03 · answer #10 · answered by AngryAmerican82 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋