This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:
"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.
" What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?
"The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse".
So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An hour later he comes out and says, "Chief, can i talk to my horse again"? The chief says sure, but that be wish number two. Ok says the cowboy.
The cowboys goes to the horse and once again wispers into it's ear, and with a gallop the horse is off!... 15 minutes later, the horse returns, this time having a Brunnette aboard. Once again the cowboy is shown the secluded teepee.
An hour later the cowboy comes out, obivously tired now, with only a few hours left before sundown. He looks to the chief, and before he says a word, the chief grins and says "Sure crazy white man you can talk to your horse.."
So the cowboy goes to the horse and GRABS him by the ear and yells
"LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,...I SAID - GO GET A POSSE!!!"
2007-01-03 09:10:48 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny. well at least i thinks its funny. 10/10
2007-01-04 09:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah Bisto
2007-01-03 09:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 7/10.
2007-01-03 09:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it truly is frightfully humorous. i gave you a megastar. i ask your self why it truly is often the milkman or the plumber. could you're making a gamble.?permit me try. the husband has to apply his brains to maintain his stable interest and help his family individuals on a intense earnings. subsequently, he makes use of his brains and his physique doesnt remember to him or fulfill his spouse. the milkman or the plumber doesnt use his brains that lots. his physique is energetic . so he makes it up for the upset spouse who ignores what's lacking in him.
2016-10-19 10:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by lurette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but i hv heard better from u 8/10
2007-01-03 17:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi My friend...well i had stockings for Christmas, so i am laughing them off. Brilliant...its a yee har from me..........
Happy New Year. post some more, we missed you...
2007-01-03 10:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
horses are as dumb as blondes i think 10/10
2007-01-03 09:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm lot of effort, little laugh!
2007-01-03 09:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmm,what's the point of the joke to begin with?kinda lame,sorry to sound so harsh.
2007-01-03 09:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by mz.newboots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it in the end, lol it takes me a while
2007-01-03 09:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋