Do you know any blonde jokes??????????

Question

I know a few but I want to know some more.

Answer 1

One day a bunch of blonds gathered and had a meeting. Their committee's name was "Blonds are NOT dumb!" So one day the committee had the blond president of the committee test a blond girl, about 17 years old. She would ask the blond girl different questions.

The first question: Who wrote J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
The blond girl asked for scratched paper, scribbled something down, and said, "Vincent Van Gogh?"
The committee yelled, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

So the second question was: Why did people come to California during the gold rush?
Umm... Because the housing rates were down?
GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!

President: All right, all right. Here's the third question: What is 2 plus two?
After 10 or 30 minutes, the blond asked questioningly, "4...?"

GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!








Anudder joke...?
One day, a man was watering his front lawn. He saw his neighbor, who was a blond, get out and check her mailbox. Rolling his eyes, he assumed that she must have forgotten that she had already taken the mail in.

5 minutes later, the blond slightly impatiently came outside and checked her mailbox again. She huffily stomped back into the house. The neighbor shook his head and told himself that she was an impatient girl.

A minute later, she stomped back out, nearly tore off the mailbox's lid, shoved it back when she saw nothing, and began to shriek and stomp back inside her house when the man yelled, "What's going on?!"

She shrieked, "My stupid computer keeps saying 'You've got mail!'"!!!








ANUDDER ONE!!!
One day, a blond dyed her hair red. Then, moving into a new apartment, she decided that she also wanted a new microwave, so the blond went into her local WalMart, where everything is supposed to be pretty inexpensive, and she found a microwave that was just right for her except for one tiny problem... IT WAS $1,000!!!

She went into a rage and started a protest that the microwave costed too much. The blond put up fliers all around the city and a picture of that microwave. Here is something (or something close to it) that the flier said: Dont' YOU think that this maicrow wave costs two mutch?? Join mee (picture of blond with red hair) too pro test against Wall Mart for their to-high prices! Call 123-456-7890 to join!

A day passed. No one responded.
Two days passed. No one responded.
A week passed. No one responded.
A month passed. No one responded, and the blond was still protesting.

One day, she got so frustrated and angry that she decided to throw rotten green tomatoes at the store. Unfortunately, the tomatoes all came back at her, they hit her head, and she blacked out. She woke in the hospital to find the police officer that had found her lying unconscious in front of the store looking at her anxiously. Are you all right, ma'am?

"Yeah."
"You're a blond, aren't you?"
"Yeah? How'd you know?"
"One, nearly everything on that flier you put out was spelled wrong. Two, those things that you were throwing at the store were tennis balls. And three, that microwave you were protesting about is a TV."

..."Whoops?"

Answer 2

One day a blonde hits a truck from behind. The guy steps out and draws a circle on the road, tells her to stand in the circle and not to step out. So the guys starts messin' with her car. He breaks her windsheld, she laughs. He turns around an says, "what's so funny?" She says, "nothing." He turns back around mad that she's laughing, so he starts keying her car. She laughs harder. So he turns back around an says, "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" She says, "nothing, nothing." The guy is getting madder so he slits her tires. She's laughing so hard she can't breathe. The guys says, "what is so funny? The blonde says, "While you where turned around I stepped out of the circle 3 times"....

Answer 3

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

Answer 4

well a blonde wanted 2 print a doc from the com so she put it on the photocopyer ahahaaha

Answer 5

you're the perfect! (a aspect- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes searching on the orange juice can because it suggested: "concentration..." Blondie change into hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )

Answer 6

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvdEmtOWce0Gd6oKWpf9RKbsy6IX?qid=20061222113531AAQYkoS&show=7#profile-info-cbed1736bff0b5af10bf01dd2e5bf73caa

That's my answer, and I ended up being the best answer..

Answer 7

nope!

Answer 8

sure read on.....