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If I were a(an) _____ I would ______ because my _____ _____.
ok, I'm bored..
2007-01-03 11:22:43 · 11 answers · asked by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i were an IDIOT i would ANSWER because my BUTT HURTS
2007-01-03 11:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.
He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"
A preacher walked by.
The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"
The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."
So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.
The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.
"Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."
The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"
THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."
As they ate, The preacher told his son.
"Son pass over that dam fish."
The son's eyes brightened.
"Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,
"Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"
2007-01-03 20:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you I'd stop postin these annoying things because you have nothin else to do.
lol, just kidding
If I were a munkee, I'd eat bananas because they are yellow!!!!
2007-01-03 19:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by munkees92 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I were a(an) animal I would eat a lot because my mama said
2007-01-03 19:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by ניקול 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were a Jailbird I would disobey because my Mommy said so.
2007-01-03 19:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if i were a head i would stop giving headaches because my head always hurts (migranes) only 11so yeah
2007-01-03 19:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by diliooooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a chicken I would fart because my head hurts.
2007-01-03 19:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
if I were a man i would be stupider because my brain would be in my d----
2007-01-03 21:56:44 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were an @$$#0l3 I would PICK MY NOSE because my BRAIN ITCHES
2007-01-03 19:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if i were a bird i would crap on your head because my aim is great
2007-01-03 19:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋