Jokes & Riddles - January 2007

2007-01-04 06:49:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

i have substituted letters for 26 numbers, so 1 = A (you should get the point now)


4114 218152414 2085 412391439 31545 919 1131269147, 24815 8119 18514 920 /

10815141425 451616 919 2085 251920 132015201518 523518!


Thank you all for playing

2007-01-04 06:47:15 · 18 answers · asked by Kit 2

does anyone know any good knock knock jokes

2007-01-04 06:46:16 · 6 answers · asked by HEIDY 3

Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."

2007-01-04 06:44:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

and i have to pee really bad and my teacher wont let me... i mean... its free time... do you think she'll mind if i pee in the corner?

2007-01-04 06:39:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-04 06:09:48 · 5 answers · asked by Patrick G 2

There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks, joins our sports, and plays at every game.........Any ideas?

2007-01-04 06:08:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A.) One eats you UP,......And the other eats you OUT!

2007-01-04 05:55:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

im bored.i actully started to do math,ugh. I NEED SUM LAUGHS!

2007-01-04 05:37:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

does anyone know

2007-01-04 05:25:31 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

2007-01-04 05:24:45 · 24 answers · asked by Cowboy 4

err i think.what do a d*ck and a rubix cube have in common??

2007-01-04 05:07:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

You see Y at the beginning wether its good or bad.
What?

2007-01-04 05:03:13 · 6 answers · asked by L K 1

this is a question impossible i'm trying to answer there is £500 up for grabs if i get it right, what is the question?

2007-01-04 04:58:22 · 8 answers · asked by Patrick G 2

Why is Sponge Bob yellow?
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Because if he was black he would be Bob Marley jejejeje

2007-01-04 04:55:09 · 15 answers · asked by ddcobain 2

What's the name of the 7th installment of Harry Potter?

2007-01-04 04:54:16 · 10 answers · asked by funmzire 5

2007-01-04 04:46:32 · 17 answers · asked by harlequingirl1 2

sarcasm can be nasty but is normaly funny...why do to many people take a lot of these questions seriously when they are obviously loaded with the lowest form of wit........or am i getting old?

2007-01-04 04:40:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-04 04:37:37 · 2 answers · asked by Bob7k 3

S3x Advice
S3x is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!

2007-01-04 04:31:24 · 36 answers · asked by Janey 3

Stupid question, huh?

2007-01-04 04:30:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

COF FEE

2007-01-04 04:23:42 · 11 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2

2007-01-04 04:17:39 · 11 answers · asked by Ben Dover 1

Here's the deal. You've died and find yourself walking down a long corridor. At the end of the corridor are two guys standing at two doors. They inform you that one door leads to eternal bliss and the other leads to very bad things the likes of which are unimaginable.

The catch to the dilema is that one of these gentlemen will always lie and the other will always tell the truth. You are allowed precisely one question to determine which door to choose. You may ask this one question to only one of the gentlemen.

there is only one question i've ever heard that works with this. it is purely logical and not some joke trick answer.

2007-01-04 04:07:41 · 7 answers · asked by felix the snail 1

2007-01-04 04:04:39 · 38 answers · asked by Janey 3

Look in the Mirror!



(LOL)

2007-01-04 03:50:47 · 27 answers · asked by Janey 3

Strapppaadiccckktoomeee

How ever if a man wants to change to a woman he must jump out of an airoplane with out a parachute........and land with a FUD

2007-01-04 03:43:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-04 03:34:54 · 5 answers · asked by Hypnotic Cherry 2

2007-01-04 03:27:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

First Correct Answer = 10 points

2007-01-04 03:17:17 · 7 answers · asked by jasonheavilin 3