Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."
2007-01-04 06:44:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so what floor did you stop at the 4th lol
2007-01-04 20:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Hilarious and unfortunately so true! 10/10.
2007-01-04 11:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of predictable, but absolutely funny nonetheless. I give this joke a:
ROFLMAO=3 out of 5
2007-01-04 06:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Eric H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I C someones back from work...glad...i needed this..2 funnie...and honest 2! lol
2007-01-04 06:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And i bet the blondes couldnt find the exit
2007-01-04 07:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Best joke of the day so far. Had my stomach hurting rotflmao
2007-01-04 07:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by The Plague 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was absof##kinglutely hilarious and spot on at the same time!
if there were knighthoods for this you'd be sir laughalot!
keep em coming!
2007-01-04 08:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to remember this one
Some times it is true we want more Than we have
And that is our undoing lol
2007-01-04 07:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehhehehehe!!!!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!! Good one!!
2007-01-04 06:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sna the gjo ktu
2007-01-04 12:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋