Stupid question, huh?
2007-01-04 04:30:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a great question! I often wonder about such things and have a few of my own:
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
4. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? (hehe)
6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
Onety-one. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me......they're cramming for their final exam.
16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
22. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
24. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells
"THEIRS"?
2007-01-11 17:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by VinM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't weird at all. He probably just got delighted because you knew that it was Finnish independence day, because it is an important day to many Finns, I guess. I'm Finnish btw.
2016-03-29 07:26:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that would make them a finished finnish
2007-01-10 08:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by David S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.
"Finish" is an English word, not a Finnish one. I wouldn't say that I am "anglais;" I'm English!
2007-01-04 04:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by Deconstitutionalization 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They would say that the person was finnished, but in their own language. =)
2007-01-06 04:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by sunny_marika 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do not believe so they refer to the same terms we do but in their own language
2007-01-11 12:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by MK 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty stupid.
I'll get back to you on this.
ok the word is kuollut
2007-01-04 04:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They don't speak English so the question doesn't make sense.
2007-01-04 04:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's stupid but i like the question anywayz! Good one! lol.
2007-01-04 04:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is a good one...
I like it,,
2007-01-12 02:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by FOREVER AUTUMN 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋