Jokes & Riddles - November 2006

If a rooster laid and egg on the top of a roof, which side of the roof would it roll down?

2006-11-25 15:34:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-25 15:20:02 · 2 answers · asked by dont_wanna_be_forever_blue 1

You are trapped in an abandoned house in a snow storm. The snow has blocked your only way out. You are going to be here for awhile, and its cold and dark. You have 1 match left. On the table is a candle. There is dry wood in the fireplace. There is a lantern on the wall for light. Which do you light first?

2006-11-25 15:04:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

make it serious nothing like
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side...
This one is mine:
A man named Phill goes into a bar a bit tired.
the bartender notices he is a bit tired,
so he asks him, "whats the matter?"
Phill replies," I can't sleep at all!
One night I seem my self as a Teepee.
The next night i see myself as a wigwam!"
"Well, you too tense (two tents)."

2006-11-25 15:00:15 · 13 answers · asked by mizz annie 1

What 2 coins add up to 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel?

2006-11-25 14:56:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

a man on a train commits suicde the only thing they find after he jumps off is a red handherchif. He has a family a wife its not cuz of a breakup, nothing like that he just does it. Why does he commit suicide?

2006-11-25 14:47:10 · 22 answers · asked by JJ 1

I got this from the Azumanga Daioh Manga. XD I am a BIG anime/manga otaku

2006-11-25 14:41:42 · 10 answers · asked by Cherry 2

Isnt it funny that even if you are a female but you have no avitar or picutre, it is a grey male head??? Even thought I am a male, I still side with women quite often. So yeah ha ha ha ha ha isnt the funny im looking for. I just wanted to put it out there!

2006-11-25 14:17:16 · 19 answers · asked by Tyler 2

A Quarter-Pounder with cheese.

2006-11-25 13:55:56 · 24 answers · asked by fivehundredmonkeys 2

the answer has 10 letters in it and the fifth letter has an a. and the eighth letter has an e. if u give me the correct answer then your answer will be chosen as the best answer!

2006-11-25 13:47:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

tell me anything..maybe what your most embarrassing moment was...

2006-11-25 13:40:07 · 16 answers · asked by kristina43 5

What do these mean

13= N in a B D
15= T D in A

2006-11-25 13:32:07 · 8 answers · asked by Nick 1

I literally know thousands of jokes, and have been thinking about my all time favourite....I think its this. What do you reckon?

Little Johnny is in class with his new teacher, and the teacher is young & motivated, and is trying to make a good example of Johnny.

"I have a task for you Johhny, one even you cant mess up. We have a new girl joining our class tomorrow, & I'd like you to introduce her. Her name is FRANNIE - with an 'R'"
Johhny starts to practice, thinking this is his time to shine.
"Frannie, with an R" he says over and over again during break time. "Frannie, with an R" he says again & again during the bus ride home.
"Frannie, with an R" he says during his cartoons.
Johhny practices SO much that he starts talking in his sleep..."Frannie, with an R"
Next morning, he is confident, so he goes to school, and the teacher enters and says "Johhny, could you introduce our new class mate please?"
"Sure" says Johhny "Class, this is CRUNT"
"Frannie,

2006-11-25 13:17:36 · 29 answers · asked by godlykepower 4

Or further steps will be taken.

2006-11-25 13:11:26 · 26 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5

2006-11-25 13:05:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's twisted humor, so be warned!
http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=911

2006-11-25 12:52:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Have you seen the mess a snail makes?

2006-11-25 12:44:08 · 28 answers · asked by manicmalcolm 2

2006-11-25 12:42:08 · 19 answers · asked by carl.roper2007 1

no, it's a joke

Good night

2006-11-25 12:38:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...

In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.



While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

2006-11-25 12:32:14 · 16 answers · asked by GummyBear 2

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How can you move 2 to make only 4 equal squares?

2006-11-25 12:21:16 · 5 answers · asked by Billy-Billy-Bo-Billy 2

A Lickalotapus

2006-11-25 12:04:05 · 14 answers · asked by Jess 3

there once was a man from nottingham who tried to cross the river triped on a rope now look at him shiver

2006-11-25 12:01:14 · 8 answers · asked by Culater31 1

if there were 10 lizards hanging in the ceiling of an opera house and the all clapped their hands after the show, how many lizards will be left?

2006-11-25 11:49:02 · 26 answers · asked by single_4321 2

This is a tangible item.

-The person who made it couldn't use it
-The person who bought it didn't need it
-The person who used it didn't know it

2006-11-25 11:43:39 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

find the error. it's impossible

A

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D

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F

G

H

I

J

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N

O

P

Q

R

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did you know that 80% stanford students could not find the error above? repost this with the title "find the error", and when you click post bulletin the answer will show really

2006-11-25 11:38:01 · 21 answers · asked by nikki_t2 2

10 POINTS 4 WHOEVER'S RIGHT

2006-11-25 11:18:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

10 girls went camping 9 blondes and 1 red head they're all hanging off the edge of a the red head is hanging on and she makes a big speech about sacrificing herself to save the others and when shes done all the blondes let go and clap so they all fall.

2006-11-25 11:15:33 · 28 answers · asked by kelcihrn 2

2006-11-25 11:14:53 · 11 answers · asked by "Call me Dave" 5

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your ***, didn't it?"

2006-11-25 11:14:01 · 14 answers · asked by R@BBIT 1