Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?", she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your ***, didn't it?"
2006-11-25 11:14:01 · 14 answers · asked by R@BBIT 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy was talking to his friend about Freudian slips.
"The female conductor came up and I asked about 'Pickets to Tittsburgh.'"
The other fellow added,
"Same thing happened to me. The other morning I meant to say to my wife, "Pass the butter please." Instead I said, "B*tch, you ruined my life."
2006-11-25 11:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rupert Picante 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Step 1. Flush a few more times to clean as well as you can. 2. Turn off the water to the toilet. 3. Flush again, now remove all the water that's left from the tank and the bowl. 4. Use a small compact mirror and a flashlight to look up inside the toilet for and thing that is not suppose to be there. Be patient, it takes a little practice. 5. If nothing is obstructing the bowl going up, then you will need to take the toilet loose from the floor, lean it forward very carefully, and look up the bottom side of the toilet bowl with the flashlight for and foreign objects. Hopefully it is that simple for you and can retrieve whatever it is easily. It will only cost you the price of a wax ring, about 5 dollars, to reset the toilet.
2016-05-23 02:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
2006-11-25 11:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sheila 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A classic...
10/10...
2006-11-25 11:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very old joke, but still a good one!
2006-11-25 12:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by hell on wheels 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao, i thought that was funny, mean A** husband thou
2006-11-25 11:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this had been the first time i had heard this it would be funny.
2006-11-25 11:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
freakin' puetoricans lovin big booties.
2006-11-25 11:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is funny R@bbit!
2006-11-25 11:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by mojoe_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cruel, but FUNNY!
2006-11-25 11:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋