tell me anything..maybe what your most embarrassing moment was...
2006-11-25 13:40:07 · 16 answers · asked by kristina43 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have photographic memory, but i dont have the film
how deep is a 5 foot pool
how many cans are in a 6 pack
can fat people go skinny dipping(hahahahahah)
can you put a gay guy in a straight jacket
CONFUSOUS SAYS......................
he who stands on toilet gets high on pot
he with holes in his pants feels cocky all day
he who walks through airport doors sideways, will go to bangkok.
2006-11-25 13:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by ben h 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
well one of my most embarrassing moments was i was in Spain on holiday i was only young and we took part in this pub crawl with the reps from the site and anyway to cut it short i was in this bar and i had this girl in front of me and we were talking and getting on quite well i decided i did not want to be to drunk i could not speak so i decided i would have a glass of coke instead of a beer at one point i could feel the gas rising and thought i needed to burp but unfortunately it was not gas but i spewed all the way down the front of this girl and i never saw her again.
2006-11-25 21:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by ninja 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was 12 (I am 20 now) I was sick in bed for about a week, and I had a humidifier by my bed. Well that humidifier had also been running for a week, and was very VERY hot.....So I was getting a little restless, and decided to play Mr. Freaking ninja, so I was doing back rolls off of my bed. Well, on one of those rolls off of my bed, my but landed right on top of the humidifier, which sent the plunger down, which in turn made an immense ammount of steam come up right on my pasty white buns. I went to the doctors and as I can recall, I think it was labled as third degree burns.....
My father had to put ointments on my buns, as well as patching them up, for about a solid month. We then started to call him "butt doctor bob" from then on.
Hope you are feeling better from laughing at my pain.....=9
2006-11-25 21:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
there's these poles in the middle of the doors at school and walking down the hallway i ran into one..haha not funny
2-at school, during the pitifull outside time they give us,
(you know how after a logn time a tree stump wears away?)
when they blew the whistle, i turned around and tripped over an old little tree stump
2006-11-25 22:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
2006-11-25 21:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by snipertkc 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hey that's mean! Asking people to tell their most embarassing moments and not sharing one own just so you can laugh at them...
2006-11-25 22:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pants fell off, when i fell off the swing tring to pick up my keys, without getting off the swing. :-) With my friends there.
2006-11-25 22:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by Cha Chi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im kristina4uxoxo thats pretty funny how ur names like near mine aye?
2006-11-25 21:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by Kristina4uxox 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is the difference between a man an a bird? ....A man can't whistle through his pecker.
2006-11-25 23:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband caught me in bed with a Leprachuan and the leprechuan was bigger, I gave him me lucky charms he said they where magicly delicious.
2006-11-25 21:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by stargazer 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋