Or further steps will be taken.
2006-11-25 13:11:26 · 26 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoa, I totally didn't get that untill I read evryone and was like oooooh! Nice one.
2006-11-25 13:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Lostjackkatesawyerboonecharlie2 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahh, Bright Star! It has been so long. Nice little joke, there are too few bolts of humour in this dreary place. But, at the risk of seeming literal, I actually did have a ladder stolen about 6 months ago. From a locked greenhouse. It was 14 feet long and nobody nearby saw anything! But there was one young lad who seemed a bit suspicious, so I rung the truth out of him.
2006-11-26 05:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Barks-at-Parrots 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well it's like this, i was working in the lab late last night, when i heared an almighty crash, bang wop, i looked out the window and had a plop, when i saw just how far i had to drop, so i called out, i called out for help, to get me out, to get me out of here, then along came a man with long dark hair, he gazed up at me and gave me a stare, and shouted wait just there and I'll be there. he went on his way and i cried out please don't leave me here. before long he returned with a crash and a bang, he held up a ladder, and my heart went pang, he got me out and we soon were wed so sorry to say we kept your ladder as a souvernier
2006-11-25 13:50:05 · answer #3 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Bellatrix--I hope he/she is reading your question and goes right out to fetch it. Further steps may have to be taken if it doesn't appear by morning. Good luck.
2006-11-25 13:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by lindakflowers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would have been funnier as:
To the person whose ladder I stole...
Give me $100 and your ladder will be returned...
If you do not comply, further steps will be taken...
2006-11-25 13:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Im gunna go with the further step grrrrr
2006-11-25 13:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by dan T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the old Irish joke of the necessary steps.
2006-11-25 13:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could, but my mom as you know borrowed it first, then lent it to John the Fireman down the street to save that cat in the tree.
Go see John.
2006-11-25 13:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by wildmedicsue 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i had to take the ladder cuz my lil sister wanted 2 play hop scotch wit it
2006-11-25 13:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can say in reply is...'what's the definition of a farmer? A man outstanding in his field'.
2006-11-25 13:30:07 · answer #10 · answered by lianhua 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋