make it serious nothing like
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side...
This one is mine:
A man named Phill goes into a bar a bit tired.
the bartender notices he is a bit tired,
so he asks him, "whats the matter?"
Phill replies," I can't sleep at all!
One night I seem my self as a Teepee.
The next night i see myself as a wigwam!"
"Well, you too tense (two tents)."
2006-11-25 15:00:15 · 13 answers · asked by mizz annie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A rabbi went to visit a village on a mission trip. The people of the village are called Trids. While in the village, he saw a strange ritual going on. The Trids were all in a line, and the chief of the village was at the front of the line, kicking the Trids. Once they got kicked, they ran to the back of the line to start over. Wanting to get in on this, the rabbi got in the back of the line. Finally the rabbi made it to the front of the line. The chief looked at him and said "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
2006-11-25 15:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥BR♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
years in the past, i became watching previous due night with conan obrien and he became doing analogies. he mentioned: "hobby of the Christ is to Powerfull action picture as Scooby Doo 2 is to Rowerful Roovie." I laughed so annoying, purely because of the fact the look on his face after he advised the shaggy dog tale became "wow, why am I reciting this LAME shaggy dog tale on nationwide television??" he's humorous.
2016-10-17 13:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so this one might be considered cute for young children but it's the lamest one I can thing of right now.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You neek up on him!
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way you neek up on him
2006-11-25 15:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by bkwrm1982 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that ones funny! at first I didn't get it but now I do.......the guy keeps dreaming he's places that you can sleep in o.k...so then the guy just says he's too tense that sounds like......two tents! got it? if not feel free to e-mail me =) P.S i don't know what was the stupidest joke i heard there's too many!
2006-11-25 15:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The stupidest joke Ive heard is.......
What do u get when u mix a bug and a bunny???
Bugs Bunny!!!
2006-11-25 15:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so lere were 3 guys and 1 grl hanging over a cliff and only 1 parachute and all of the ppl said why they should get it and when the girl said hers. all the guys clapped!! (you get it? all the guys let go to clap for her and so when they let go they fell so she got the parachute
2006-11-25 15:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Where do cows go to have fun?
The moooooooooovies!
2006-11-25 15:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by PaperEraser 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have no idea what was the punch line and im wondering how you thought of it?
2006-11-25 15:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Cristhian o 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
-knock knock
-who's there??
-your
-your who??
-your mom
2006-11-25 16:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by Dan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't like old jokes, do you!
2006-11-25 15:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋