Best joke ever??

Question

I literally know thousands of jokes, and have been thinking about my all time favourite....I think its this. What do you reckon?

Little Johnny is in class with his new teacher, and the teacher is young & motivated, and is trying to make a good example of Johnny.

"I have a task for you Johhny, one even you cant mess up. We have a new girl joining our class tomorrow, & I'd like you to introduce her. Her name is FRANNIE - with an 'R'"
Johhny starts to practice, thinking this is his time to shine.
"Frannie, with an R" he says over and over again during break time. "Frannie, with an R" he says again & again during the bus ride home.
"Frannie, with an R" he says during his cartoons.
Johhny practices SO much that he starts talking in his sleep..."Frannie, with an R"
Next morning, he is confident, so he goes to school, and the teacher enters and says "Johhny, could you introduce our new class mate please?"
"Sure" says Johhny "Class, this is CRUNT"
"Frannie,

Answer 1

read the joke out to my work team and one of the wet them self so i give it 10/10 because seeing that made me cry with loughter

Answer 2

A few of my faves. Apologies in advance to anyone who professes not to 'get' British humour. No offense intended.

Man and wife are at home... the man stands up and says to his wife "Right, I'm going to the pub, get your coat on love." She replies "Why, am I coming too?" and the man says "No, I'm turning the heating off.".

What's grey, sits by your bed and takes the piss?

A kidney dialysis machine.


What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.


Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.


Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks!

What's grey and has a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

What's brown and has a lighter trunk?
A mouse coming back off holiday.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Minjita

and finally...

A team of big, hairy, foul-mouthed builders, all tattoos and beer bellies arrives at a site to start building a house. Right next door lives a couple who have a daughter, cute as a button, proper little 5 year old princess.
No sooner are the builders out of their van, the little girl is there, all big eyes and full of questions about what they're doing, what's that for, where does that go and because she's so adorable, these big lugs can't even begin to be annoyed with her. Instead, they adopt her as their little mascot for the project and every day, she goes to 'help' them as they work. They even get her a little hi-viz jacket and hard hat and bring in a kids tool set for her, giving her little bits of wood to saw, little nails to hammer in, little jobs to do. Every break, the little girl sits with them as they drink their tea and coffee and they all think it's too cute for words, the big sweaty-arsed sods.
Eventually, the weekend rolls round and the paypackets arrive. The builders are all leafing through their cash and they decide it will be cute to the max to all chip in a couple of pounds and give the little girl a paypacket of her own. They do so and when they give her her 'wages', she's overjoyed, happiest little girl on the planet.
Next morning, the little girls Mum takes her to the bank to open her very own bank account with the money she's earned.
The clerk at the counter says to her
"How much have you got there, sweetheart?" and the little girl replies
"I've got six whole pounds!"
"Really?" says the clerk, "and how did you get all that?"
"I worked all week to help build a house!" says the little girl.
"Did you?" says the clerk, "and will you be helping to build the house next week too?". The little girl looks up at her and says
"I will if the ******* builders' merchant delivers the bricks on time, the bone-idle bastard."

eye thangyew and goodnight. enjoy the rest of your evening and remember, I'm here 'til Friday. Try the shrimp.

Answer 3

I take it from the way you spell favorite that you are British, or at least not American. So I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just think the reason I am not laughing is I don't understand some of your slang.

Answer 4

I 'got' it - but Im sorry to say that it isnt even worth the 10 points 'bigging it up' - it was terrible!!!!

Give it to the dude a few places above me!!! He wants them more then I do!!!!!

:-)

Answer 5

I don't get it. I was expecting a really great punch line with a story like that.

Answer 6

Booooooooring...

Answer 7

thats a littel g a y bro hate to say but that joke sucks !@#$%^&*()_+ u kno what i mean homboy do u aahahaha just messeng around bro dont take it serous ok

Answer 8

I don't understand it?(quite confusing at the end)but it was a little funny :)

Answer 9

....That doesn't even make sense. Sorry, I don't see how this could be anyone's favorite joke.

I think you told it wrong, or something.

Answer 10

Not the best joke ever.