I just got hired at a laundry. The boss comes in one day and says he needs some help at home. His wife, he explains, has a dream about a towel flying over her head, that makes her desirous sexually. His plan is that while he does his wife, I'm waving a towel over the two of them, so she can get off. Whatever - his wife was hot, so I'm cool with it. So I'm waving this towel, and they're going at it, but she's non-responsive. My boss gets off his wife and takes the towel, and says "I'll show you how to do it," and motions I should take his place. In his wife. So he's waving the towel, and she's like a wildcat, screaming and clawing, and kicking. It was like the gold medal round in the mattress Olympics. I'm laying there trying to catch my breath and he gets right in my face and is all "THAT'S how to wave a towel, dumbass!" I was so embarassed, I left right then.
Am I gonna' get canned from the laundry for not knowing how to wave a towel properly?
2006-09-09
11:36:36
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