I just got hired at a laundry. The boss comes in one day and says he needs some help at home. His wife, he explains, has a dream about a towel flying over her head, that makes her desirous sexually. His plan is that while he does his wife, I'm waving a towel over the two of them, so she can get off. Whatever - his wife was hot, so I'm cool with it. So I'm waving this towel, and they're going at it, but she's non-responsive. My boss gets off his wife and takes the towel, and says "I'll show you how to do it," and motions I should take his place. In his wife. So he's waving the towel, and she's like a wildcat, screaming and clawing, and kicking. It was like the gold medal round in the mattress Olympics. I'm laying there trying to catch my breath and he gets right in my face and is all "THAT'S how to wave a towel, dumbass!" I was so embarassed, I left right then.
Am I gonna' get canned from the laundry for not knowing how to wave a towel properly?
2006-09-09 11:36:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
I think you better try this story out on ppl who will believe it sorry you sure got a imagination good luck you should be writing books good story teller!!!!!!!
OK just in case it was true I mean they say life is stranger than fiction than I would get my self checked at the clinic for std's and stay away from the wife and you might want to start looking for another job just in case the hubby might get jealous if you got his wife off better than he did!!!! LOL
maybe that was all the wife wanted in the first place!!!
But I really don't believe your story nice try any way!!!!
2006-09-09 11:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Blue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont believe will get get fired for waving the towel wrong...I would think you could get fired for laying the wife better then your boss could.....And I think thats what the bosses wife was after in the first place was a better lay. by the way you should realy consider writing a book of short funny stories. And write comedies.You have the mind for it. from the stalker
2006-09-09 22:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Spinning Times LLC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL! You got paid to have sex while on the job!
You won't get fired. Now that you know how to wave a towel, they'll ask you back for more.
2006-09-09 19:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is true, you have a good case for sexual harassment in the workplace. IF this is true, go see a lawyer NOW
Otherwise you have a good imagination and need to write a book
2006-09-09 18:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by banananose_89117 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sweet work place, i hope you don't loose your job... but man, learn to wave a towel better and show him up next time.
2006-09-09 18:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Rvardell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wave a flag next time, and tell him he is doing it for his country.
2006-09-09 18:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did this question start off with Dear Penthouse Forum?
2006-09-14 12:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off...sounds more like something you would send into penthouse not talk about on YA Secondly...ever heard of sexual harassment, yes this falls under it!
2006-09-09 18:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by spacedchic00 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't quit that creative writing class just yet. You're still not good enough. That was totally lame.
2006-09-09 18:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by misslabeled 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I find it hard to believe this story, but it was entertaining.
2006-09-09 20:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋