2007-09-27 22:34:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay
I was wondering if the following sentences sound odd.
1. The word(s) stuck in my mind/head.
2. The phrase(s) stuck in my m/h.
3. The sentence(s) stuck in my m/h.
Thanks in advance!
2007-09-27 22:33:41 · 4 answers · asked by Tanaka 4 in Languages
Hi.
I'm using Excel, and making a lot of comments (the little red triangle) in cells. It defaults to show the name of the user making the comment - how can I change the default text to include today's date?
2007-09-27 22:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by louisewoods1984 4 in Software
I'm looking for inspiration to work on mine. Your emotion behind it will help...Well, by writing this it helps too. I promise I will paint tonight.
2007-09-27 22:32:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting
2007-09-27 22:32:18 · 5 answers · asked by JJ 2 in Gambling
It seems to me there is no equivalent to this word in English, is there??? Help!
2007-09-27 22:31:45 · 11 answers · asked by Chickoon 4 in Languages
Ok,I overstayed on the visa waiver programe however I am a british citizen married to a U.S citizen to whom I`ve been married to for 7 years now and we have a son together who`s citizen paperwork is pending with the USCIS so basically because of those factors and the fact that my husband needs me to get back home to him and our son as quickly as possible as if I don`t it will cause great hardship to all 3 of us,will the immigration authority grant me admissibility on those basis?
2007-09-27 22:30:41 · 4 answers · asked by marieg_1977 1 in Immigration
I take random photos from my camera on the streets of people. Is it ok to put it on the web? Everyday we see such photos in flickr or videos in youtube... Are they all legal? The people in the photos are unaware of their faces put on the web.
2007-09-27 22:30:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.'
The old rooster replies,' come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.' The old rooster says 'I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs, 'You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start. 'The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head, 'Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month.'
2007-09-27 22:29:33 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.
The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"
Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.
"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
2007-09-27 22:28:43 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles
I'm a student in college and I just need some extra income. I just started working with Noble Roman's Pizza and it's my fourth day working there. The problem is I work my *** off just to please my boss and it doesn't please him at all. I always get reprimanded for doing a horrible job and he would say such things like, "Do you know how to do a simple ******* task" and "What kind of **** is this"? I mean is it normal to have a boss like this tell you these things. I know its my first week but I just feel so depressed and restless about this. The next two days is the grand opening of the restaurant and he told me to take a break and relax for the weekend and to call back Monday for my schedule because he said he was too scared to have me work in a fast paced work enviroment and just wants me to take it easy for the next 3 days. I just feel like a quitter if I quit my job. Is this fair at all? Do you get treated like this at your work? What should I do?
2007-09-27 22:28:20 · 7 answers · asked by sensipaul909702 1 in United States
2007-09-27 22:27:35 · 1 answers · asked by raj4raj 1 in Computer Networking
i visualise this alot... You are standing in the middle of the arctic ocean, on a 200 metre tall ice burg... it is only about 10 square metres in area... You walk to the edge, and look to the bottom. You close your eyes, spread your arms out and start falling of the ice burg. You fall for 10 seconds, then you hit the water and go down 5 metres. You have passed out from the unbelievabley hard hit to the water. you sink to the bottom, subconsiouscly, you are happy.
How relaxing is it to think that! It would be very fun to do that... I could come up with hundreds of different scenarios! share some of yours with me if you like.
2007-09-27 22:27:08 · 25 answers · asked by awesomely_lame 3 in Psychology
2007-09-27 22:27:01 · 2 answers · asked by Robert 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology
A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his penis on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf mute, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."
2007-09-27 22:26:26 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles
OK here's the thing when i deep thrust my GF she says it hurt alot and says my Penis is too long for her.....Is this true plz...Guyz help me out here.....Or is it somethin wrong with her Vagina..?...o and by the way she is a asian Girl...with a cute small body......
2007-09-27 22:26:18 · 12 answers · asked by gu7i 1 in Singles & Dating
In the central vigilance manual it is stated that the Inquiry Officer may, in his discretion, allow the presenting officer to produce new oral or decumentray evidence not included in the lists of documents and witnesses given to the Government servant with the articles of charge. Now it has been argued by party that it will be trated as new addition to the charge sheet which requres the approval of Disciplinary Authority. How far it is correc? Is there any reference or any other rule or judgement available? please state with concret rules.
2007-09-27 22:26:15 · 2 answers · asked by ky d 3 in Government
who stayed up all night?
i did this only to finish my homework lol cuz i kept procrastinating
2007-09-27 22:26:10 · 24 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Polls & Surveys
2007-09-27 22:26:10 · 7 answers · asked by wendy t 2 in Other - Home & Garden
2007-09-27 22:23:59 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology
UNITED NATIONS SHOULD SEND PEACEKEEPING FORCE TO BURMA. THOSE BURMESE GENERAL WILL KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEIR BRAIN. ANYWAY, 60,000,000 BURMESE PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE OVER THE MILITARY CAMP. IT IS TAX PAYER MONEY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YBvS7jqtSE
2007-09-27 22:23:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in International Organizations
recently i lost my virginity and we use protection allways! but i dont know why this happens to me! whenever we have sex he allways finishes or should i say has an orgy but me....NOOOO i feel the same and the wish for more sex is just getting bigger in me! i dont understand why. plz give me an advice what should i do to get and orgazam too...i really love my bf but ... :S tnx anyway 4 your time kises:)
2007-09-27 22:23:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
2007-09-27 22:23:09 · 7 answers · asked by Dallas B 1 in Mathematics
To what extent do you agree with this quote?
2007-09-27 22:22:40 · 6 answers · asked by David B 1 in Quotations
I found a stray cat and I have been petting it and I feed it. Now I feel like im getting sick. Could I have got something from the cat?
2007-09-27 22:22:22 · 4 answers · asked by Tai ! 1 in Cats
if you had the chance to go to wonka's chocolate factory would you stay in the group or sneak off on your own?
2007-09-27 22:21:53 · 19 answers · asked by jester 4 in Polls & Surveys
...have felt this way for several days...can anyone offer some Bible verses or advice...?
2007-09-27 22:21:44 · 14 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Religion & Spirituality
2007-09-27 22:21:08 · 9 answers · asked by kimberly k 5 in Marriage & Divorce
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