A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his penis on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf mute, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."
2007-09-27 22:26:26 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is GREAT!!!! I came her to view this joke because of the praise from the woman at your Rooster joke! What a great wit you have!
2007-09-27 22:41:26 · answer #1 · answered by D Day 1968 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha love it....great joke.....i am copy and pasting to send to my friends....thanks for the giggle
2007-09-28 05:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
2007-09-28 07:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by ashok shetty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here is a note. âªâªâªâªâ»â»â»
2007-09-28 05:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by tigerleeaussie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-09-28 12:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋