A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.'
The old rooster replies,' come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.' The old rooster says 'I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'
The young rooster laughs, 'You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start. 'The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head, 'Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month.'
2007-09-27 22:29:33 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok once again is a crack up.....just read your deaf mute joke....absolute gold.......thanks for another giggle
2007-09-27 22:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The reason the rooster often ends up not getting sent to the slaughterhouse is there aren't as many around. That's because most chicken producers cull most of them as chicks in order to prevent damage later on... Also, in a farm context, your idea doesn't make any sense because neither the hen nor the rooster are responsible for their own survival or situation at all, actually. Intelligence is not being tested in this case.
2016-05-20 22:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To tell you the truth, this excellent example of inspiration,has a deeper meaning would you believe. Nature's fight for survival has already resulted in Polar Bears being born and not having a complete set of female, or male genitals, or have both genders.
2007-09-28 05:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Alma of Avalon Grailguard 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you tell a gay rooster from a straight one?
A: A straight rooster will say "Cocka-Doodle Doo," and a gay one will say "Any Cockle-Doo!"
2007-09-27 22:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by D Day 1968 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's a bloody good one.. Mate!
Loves it
James C
2007-09-28 06:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now i see ur question... yes indeed a smart rooster!
2007-09-27 22:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by naked snake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow!smart rooster indeed!star for you!
2007-09-27 22:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-09-27 23:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still HILARIOUS!
2007-09-27 22:55:46 · answer #9 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha that's funny
2007-09-27 22:32:41 · answer #10 · answered by tigerleeaussie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋