All categories - 11 March 2007

2007-03-11 07:16:33 · 1 answers · asked by muhammedjh 1 in Cameras

When a beautiful woman comes in and sits right next to him.
The blonde man asks if he can buy her a drink, and he does.
Blonde Man: "Gee, we're hitting it off pretty good, how about
hooking up with me"?
Beauty: "Oh no I couldn't possibly do that"
Blonde Man" Why did I do something wrong"
Beauty: Oh no, I'm a lesbian"
Blonde Man "What's a lesbian?"
Beauty: "Do you see that gorgeous red haired woman down
at the end of the bar? Well, I'd like to take her home and make mad passionate love to her"
Blonde Man Sobbing "Oh my God, I think I'm a lesbian too!"

2007-03-11 07:16:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, rewind 2 weeks back, and i was talking to my friend who just got dumped by her boyfriend because her boyfriend was mad becasue he didnt get a hug (yea hes stupid). I like this girl, and she is one of the better looking ones in our school. Now fast foward to present day, and its been about 2 weeks since she got dumped......should i ask her out? I talked to her about the break up, and shes pretty much over him, and she hates him so there is a good possiblility they will not get back together. But, is it just a good time for her? We are both very good friends, and we talk all the time.

So should i ask her out? Or is it too soon?

2007-03-11 07:16:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I had no idea, until a few days ago when I signed up here, that there was any tension between Christians and Muslims. What did I miss? Why all the talk. I see it everywhere here! Lots of Why do Christians hate Muslims, etc. I don't hate Muslims! I never have! Where on earth did this mass assumption start? How can we end it? Noone can cast a generalized hatred like that. If there were only 5 muslims in the workld and all of them were all around terrible people we could maybe say that. But there are vast numbers, the majority of whom I'm sure are caring, law and god abiding folk. So what gives?

2007-03-11 07:16:28 · 20 answers · asked by girlsincamelot 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-11 07:16:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-03-11 07:16:27 · 10 answers · asked by sith_wampa 2 in Languages

Scooter is the fall guy for Cheney,,, do ya think he will enjoy his time in a prison cell?

Steven Colbert had the best one-liner,,, "Libby won't let going to prison affect his life for very long,, he forgets faster than a goldfish", it's priceless,,, agree?

2007-03-11 07:16:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

it was a game about a little guy dressed in green with a big hammer that he would pound the ground with & a barbarian?or magician that would summon lightning from the sky also i think there was a female barbarian maybe?at the beginning of the game you could choose your character.i think there was a fourth character also.

2007-03-11 07:16:15 · 3 answers · asked by louie 1 in Video & Online Games

2007-03-11 07:16:14 · 8 answers · asked by Dove 2 in Add-ons

are any of you having problems signing in? when i try and sign in it says i am blocked...? i've contacted customer services without a reply?

2007-03-11 07:16:11 · 2 answers · asked by ♥cozicat♥ 5 in Video & Online Games

are real fighters in life and others well they don,t do sod all, just go on about how hard life has been

2007-03-11 07:16:09 · 19 answers · asked by denny 2 in Mental Health

I'M thinking the one that rolled over and lit the cigarette first *shrugs* but that's just ME.

2007-03-11 07:16:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The coach says," I can make Eli better".

2007-03-11 07:16:07 · 19 answers · asked by pmilla 1 in Football (American)

what are your thoughts and opinions?

what a HUGE WASTE..........

2007-03-11 07:16:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

When I left click and drag it back to the quick launch bar, it only creates a "copy" of the icon. The source icon still remains on the desktop. Desktop icons are not locked and auto arrange is not on.

2007-03-11 07:16:02 · 4 answers · asked by Hopeless 2 in Software

My cockatiel laid an egg lastnight and i put it in a nesting box. Now the male will NOT let her in the box. Should I remove him from the cage?He has had babies before, but not since ive had him.What do I need to do??

2007-03-11 07:16:00 · 3 answers · asked by bamabice2006 1 in Birds

And feel very shameful after that? How did you fight with that feeling? How to forget what you've done, although others remind you that very often....

2007-03-11 07:15:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 07:15:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Does anyone know what I can expect on the fitness test? And what kind of questions I can expect on the lie detector test?

2007-03-11 07:15:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

ok i am 5'3" and about 110lbs. I am overall pretty curvy i an a white girl with a booty (many say) but in the chest area i just am not satisfied. I am a 32B and wish to be the size i was when pregnant a 34c not a huge change but to just even out my body. Anyone know a weigh besides implants to make me happier (a somewhat healthy way)?

2007-03-11 07:15:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his skin...

However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!

She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!

He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"

cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-11 07:15:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok we are paying the morage of my girlfriends mothers house 602 a month she couldnt pay for it anymore but its still in her name
i have a credit score from 520-599 and my girlfriend has nc
the bank said we could buy after weve paid a year and that will be in may. theres still 87,000 left on the house. what are our chances could we get the house in our names now?? her mother wants the house out of her name now! please help thanks

2007-03-11 07:15:48 · 6 answers · asked by laura 3 in Renting & Real Estate

sin^-1 θ

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2007-03-11 07:15:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-03-11 07:15:46 · 3 answers · asked by jane m 1 in Other - Health

She's mix chihuahua and terrier's

2007-03-11 07:15:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

what site is a good place to get instructions for putting fluid into the car (95 ford aspire), or what advice or suggestions can you give?

2007-03-11 07:15:41 · 4 answers · asked by Big Willy Knight 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Im 16 and 5'10 i want to start bodybuilding but i notice that no bodybuilders are over 6'0. I want to get atleast 6'0 feet tall. Will bodybuilding stunt my growth...such as squats and so on?

2007-03-11 07:15:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I wear a size zero. I am not too skinny. I am 5'3". I weigh 106 pounds. People are so prejudiced against people who wear zeros. Not everyone who wears a zero is anorexic. Because I'm not.

2007-03-11 07:15:40 · 8 answers · asked by horselover 2 in Diet & Fitness

I am in my late thirties and I am STILL getting spots -- little pimples that show up around my temples, forehead, on my neck under my ears. Obviously I clean my face every morning and evening and use a clean towel. I have a reasonably healthy diet, so it's not a chocolate or deli meat thing. I suspect the problem is from smog and dust -- I live in an urban area far away from any sea breeze, and when I go to the seaside my skin clears up. I have tried cleaner and toner for sensitive skin, Oxy products (too drying - I am concerned about wrinkles!), tea tree oil (better than Oxy but still quite drying) ... any ideas?

2007-03-11 07:15:37 · 3 answers · asked by Liz 4 in Skin Conditions

If you suggest me a software or a site, please give me a secure site. like: microsoft or ...

2007-03-11 07:15:35 · 2 answers · asked by _|/-\\//-\|) 1 in Internet