Religion & Spirituality - 21 March 2007

Boy this is confusing! Ok, first I already got the Easter eggs painted and Easter baskets and we got some bunnies but I am not sure on a couple things...

1. When the children gather the Easter eggs in their baskets and then sit on them to hatch the Jesus how long does it take?

2. After the Jesus hatches... do the children close their eyes and count to ten and then try to catch the Jesus? And if I understand it right, whoever catches the Jesus makes three wishes and then throws him up to the sky and if the wishes will come true the Jesus stays up in the sky and if not the Jesus falls down and all the other children run to catch him and they do it again?

3. And for the barbecue do all the children gut and clean their own bunny?

Thanks!

2007-03-21 11:09:11 · 1 answers · asked by Saint Lucipher 3

i am a high school student and i am in the middle of a personal war with the principle.

what do you think he would do if i grew a hitler mustache?

2007-03-21 11:08:18 · 21 answers · asked by philosophizer 2

2007-03-21 11:07:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-21 11:07:00 · 16 answers · asked by Hooligan 4

Can we, for the very sake of argument, just humor the atheists who keep asking the question........."If Jesus died in ____ way, would you wear a ______(insert object of death here) around your neck?"

Yes, okay, I would wear a silver syringe, or a plastic electric chair, or a ribbon noose okay?

Is anyone feeling this question is getting just as old and worn out as the whole monkey/evolution/wheres our tails thing??

2007-03-21 11:06:25 · 4 answers · asked by sweetie_baby 6

the author did and what your experience was like?

2007-03-21 11:05:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Where in the bible Jesus says that he had to be killed/sacrificed for human sins to be forgiven? AND I mean Jesus, I don't give rats a s s about what Paul or other con men said.
I'm sure Jesus kept repeating that we had to kill him, because that what the whole point of his mission was according to Christians. So please give me some references.

2007-03-21 11:04:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-21 11:04:39 · 22 answers · asked by benignmalaprop 2

I didn't grow up in a Christian family but over the past few months I've learned quite a lot about modern moderate Christianity and feel that it has values that coincide quite a lot with mine. I also find many people who profess to be Christian quite great people in character. I'm a fan of the Catholic Church and will probably follow Catholicism.

Now the issue is that I never grew up in a Christian family, and Church seems to be a family thing sometimes. Though I'm an adult now. Would they be fine with me attending without family? I have a suit that would work fine in Church.

Please help me with my questions I don't want to debate the merits of being religious or not.

2007-03-21 11:04:01 · 20 answers · asked by midwestsportsfancollegeguy 1

"It is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail." Luke 16:17. "My covenant will I not break, nor alter the thing that is gone out of my lips." Psalms 89:34. "All his commandments are sure. They stand fast for ever and ever." Psalms 111:7, 8.

2007-03-21 11:01:39 · 41 answers · asked by Eric T 3

If milk came from cows, why are there still cows?

Your methods are useless now. Evolution has been completely disproven after 150 years of pointless research, by ME.

2007-03-21 11:01:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please, I am a Catholic, and I'm getting confirmed in a month! I can't choose! I want one I can count on and that relates to me. (a girl, preferably)
HELP!!!

2007-03-21 11:00:29 · 21 answers · asked by Karen V 1

had been hung rather than put on the cross, would Christians be walking around with a noose on there chains or have them placed on top of churches instead of a cross, and likewise if he had been beheaded would they have guillotine's on top of churches?

2007-03-21 10:59:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-21 10:58:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you are looking for a clean and Christian alternative to the hedonistic R&S prom, you should consider attending our party tonight at my church.

A lot of you have expressed a desire to meet my 8 year old daughter Mirela. The amazing thing is that most women on this board will actually learn something from HER!

Also, my beautiful weaker half Nermina will be there as well. She is in charge of making the goodies, and I think you will find her baking delicious. Every day she proves that a true European national is the best wife a man can have.

There are a few rules that we will ask you to abide by. First, only one alcholic beverage for all persons over 21. I would encourage those of you with kids to let them at least have one night with you where you are not intoxicated. It will do wonders for your relationships.

Also, if you are married we ask that you actually bring your spouse to our party. Although I'm sure swinging is very exciting to most of you, we will stick to the biblical definition of coupling.

We will also have a fire hose on hand for those that decide to engage in over enthusiastic displays of affection. How about showing a little decorum, for just once in your life?

You have all been nothing other than altruistic and sweet natured towards my family, and we look forward to providing you some leadership and a night of fun.

Blessings,

Kermit

2007-03-21 10:57:45 · 11 answers · asked by Kermit renversant de corporation 3

do you think that tihs question will set the record for the most stars recieved?

will you help it to?

2007-03-21 10:56:32 · 22 answers · asked by philosophizer 2

2007-03-21 10:55:42 · 24 answers · asked by Joko 1

2007-03-21 10:55:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know the answer, I have heard this comment on why some people don't believe in God. Maybe the community can answer it for them.

2007-03-21 10:55:17 · 20 answers · asked by The Captain 2

2007-03-21 10:54:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

There is a verse in the Quran that orders Muslims to KILL pagans and chase them everywhere [Al Tawba 9:5].

There is also another verse that orders Muslims to KILL Christians and Jews who do not pay Jazya (some sort of head tax) and accept the ruling of Muslims [Al Tawba 9:29].

Were the above two verses (along with many other FIGHTING verses) meant for certain times in the past or they are still applicable until nowadays?

If those verses were OUTDATED, why they are still in the Qur'an and why Muslims describe the Qur'an as a book for ALL TIMES?

2007-03-21 10:53:54 · 16 answers · asked by Mostafa Al Banna 2

2007-03-21 10:53:46 · 12 answers · asked by real illuminati(Matt) 3

2007-03-21 10:53:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

When the current Dalai Lama dies, from what I understand, his soul enters the body of an infant that is yet to be born. Currently there is a living 15 year old boy that has been chosen to be the next Dalai Lama. How does this work? Does the current Dalai Lama's soul enter the body of this fifteen year old upon his death, or does his soul enter the body of an infant yet to be born? Help me. I hope this makes sense.

2007-03-21 10:53:07 · 3 answers · asked by jorst 4

2007-03-21 10:53:02 · 11 answers · asked by real illuminati(Matt) 3

2007-03-21 10:52:34 · 6 answers · asked by Yahoo! 5

If you think the story is historical, why did God give men nipples?

2007-03-21 10:52:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why?

Hypocrites are everywhere so please don't use this as an answer. Thanks

2007-03-21 10:51:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

i was listening to this system of down song called SCIENCE and i was really listening to the lyrics and he said science has failed our mother earth spirit-moves-through-all-things here r the lyrics
http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=DZaRA1slAOs%3D

*SYSTEM OF A DOWN ROCKS*

2007-03-21 10:51:33 · 10 answers · asked by Venus in Furs 5

2007-03-21 10:51:20 · 9 answers · asked by s2scrm 5