Help me plan my families first Easter celebration?

Question

Boy this is confusing! Ok, first I already got the Easter eggs painted and Easter baskets and we got some bunnies but I am not sure on a couple things...

1. When the children gather the Easter eggs in their baskets and then sit on them to hatch the Jesus how long does it take?

2. After the Jesus hatches... do the children close their eyes and count to ten and then try to catch the Jesus? And if I understand it right, whoever catches the Jesus makes three wishes and then throws him up to the sky and if the wishes will come true the Jesus stays up in the sky and if not the Jesus falls down and all the other children run to catch him and they do it again?

3. And for the barbecue do all the children gut and clean their own bunny?

Thanks!

Answer 1

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