If you are looking for a clean and Christian alternative to the hedonistic R&S prom, you should consider attending our party tonight at my church.
A lot of you have expressed a desire to meet my 8 year old daughter Mirela. The amazing thing is that most women on this board will actually learn something from HER!
Also, my beautiful weaker half Nermina will be there as well. She is in charge of making the goodies, and I think you will find her baking delicious. Every day she proves that a true European national is the best wife a man can have.
There are a few rules that we will ask you to abide by. First, only one alcholic beverage for all persons over 21. I would encourage those of you with kids to let them at least have one night with you where you are not intoxicated. It will do wonders for your relationships.
Also, if you are married we ask that you actually bring your spouse to our party. Although I'm sure swinging is very exciting to most of you, we will stick to the biblical definition of coupling.
We will also have a fire hose on hand for those that decide to engage in over enthusiastic displays of affection. How about showing a little decorum, for just once in your life?
You have all been nothing other than altruistic and sweet natured towards my family, and we look forward to providing you some leadership and a night of fun.
Blessings,
Kermit
2007-03-21 10:57:45 · 11 answers · asked by Kermit renversant de corporation 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Kermit,
While your party does sound entertaining, Im taking Fireball226 to the prom - and you know how easy Christians girls are!! So, Im afraid I will have to opt out. Perhaps next time. The offer of my dowry for your daughter still stands though! Please consider it!!
2007-03-21 11:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. in step with hazard you weren't at a church occasion and you're merely too under the impact of alcohol to undergo in strategies the place you went? If not you could desire to attend a sparkling place of worship. yet drink a lot of water! devour a lot of nutrition. do not take any drugs! drugs and Beer do not combination. Wait until the morning to take meds so the alcohol can placed on off slightly. reliable success!
2016-11-27 20:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could hand out scourges as party favors so those who consider dancing Satanic can flay the skin from their backs to the music instead. And the highlight of the evening could be the side-by-side crucifixion of the prom king and queen.
2007-03-21 11:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your party sounds like a blast.
Oh I sat with your son in the steam room at the gym for an hour today.
He is such a pip.
good times Kermy.
2007-03-21 15:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by Emo Smurf 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would go. But for the food. But I doubt you all would let me in. So have fun.
2007-03-21 11:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest thing I've read on here in a week!
Thank you!
2007-03-21 11:04:35 · answer #6 · answered by laffryot 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Surely you could find SOMEONE to ask to the Prom.
You don't have to fall back on the "I'm having my own party" bit.
2007-03-21 11:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋
What flavor of Kool-Aid will you be serving?
2007-03-21 11:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a really rocking par-tay indeed....
(choke sarcasm)
2007-03-21 11:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm....
Hmmmmmmm.....
2007-03-21 11:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋