no one has ever answered this question but after some experimentation, I have come up with a few simple solutions.
Fortunately I have figured out a way to squeeze my buttocks together so that ACOUSTICLY, you just don't hear any of my farts. Unfortunately, the SMELL is what ultimately gives the "silent but deadly" ones away.
Basically, if I fart in a crowded area, I wait to find out if it stinks or not... if it doesn't stink IT NEVER HAPPENED.
IF IT DOES STINK:
#1 is it proper to walk away from "ground zero" as quickly as possible and then strike up a conversation with someone - pretending the event never happened?
After about 10 seconds, depending on fart intensity, the smell will be detected but only in rare circumstances (such as a beef dinner) will the fart intensity be a 10 ( on a scale from 1 -10).
the only problem with walking away to a new area is that sometimes the smell "follows" you, or, worse you might fart again - and again even giving yourself away.
2007-01-03
13:55:03
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