"Stop kicking me in the ribs, kid." "Only a few more days and I swear to God I'm prying you out with Joe's walking staff!!" "How am I going to lose the baby-weight I've gained?" "Stupid, uncomfortable donkey." "If only I could get a mayonnaise, pickle, and peanut butter sandwich." "That damn-fool husband of mine better not be trying to skimp on our hotel room and he better NOT think he is watching the game this Sunday!!" "I am NOT sleeping with the sheep tonight. Last night was enough." "I need a foot rub."
"I should have married a lawyer instead of a carpenter. I'd be on a horse right now." "I sure hope the kid's head is round and not all pointy and weird." "I wish Joseph would stop bitching about my mother." "I'm just looking forward to finally being able to have a glass of wine with dinner again." "Why doesn't he stop and ask for directions?" "I sure hope swaddling cloth holds the moisture in..." "Men NEVER ask for directions...they know EVERYTHING!!" "Ouch!! Stop kicking..."
2006-12-18
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