"Stop kicking me in the ribs, kid." "Only a few more days and I swear to God I'm prying you out with Joe's walking staff!!" "How am I going to lose the baby-weight I've gained?" "Stupid, uncomfortable donkey." "If only I could get a mayonnaise, pickle, and peanut butter sandwich." "That damn-fool husband of mine better not be trying to skimp on our hotel room and he better NOT think he is watching the game this Sunday!!" "I am NOT sleeping with the sheep tonight. Last night was enough." "I need a foot rub."
"I should have married a lawyer instead of a carpenter. I'd be on a horse right now." "I sure hope the kid's head is round and not all pointy and weird." "I wish Joseph would stop bitching about my mother." "I'm just looking forward to finally being able to have a glass of wine with dinner again." "Why doesn't he stop and ask for directions?" "I sure hope swaddling cloth holds the moisture in..." "Men NEVER ask for directions...they know EVERYTHING!!" "Ouch!! Stop kicking..."
2006-12-18 08:18:24 · 9 answers · asked by xxx 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
I'm glad some of you get it...Jeez!! If I'm not mistaken, Mary was human... From what I understand, even saints have bad days, get uncomfortable, and EVEN grumpy. It's OK...some people have no concept of these things. For the rest of you who think I should spend an eternity in hell eating adorable kitten poo...I'm sorry that life is so scary for you. Please try to relax a little. Your friends will like you better and you will find you are healthier...
2006-12-18 08:33:07 · update #1
LMAO your too funny!! And if your getting kicked off of her (as someone said you should) then kick me off too because I'm gonna copy and resend it in an email to my pregnant friend!
2006-12-18 08:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by alexis73102 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh!
I particularly enjoyed:
"I should have married a lawyer instead of a carpenter. I'd be on a horse right now." "
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If you think 8 1/2 months pregnant is a trip...wait 'til the baby arrives!
Best of luck!
2006-12-18 08:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by ljb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"God works in mysterious ways" God can do anything, he created us all so I'm sure he can make a virgin pregnant. And since virgins are usally seen as "pure" I'm guessing that's why he had a virgin have the savior. Also, you can go ahead to have Jerry Springer solve it. It'll make a good laugh.
2016-05-23 05:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Despite the fact that Mary gave birth to our Savior: she was a normal person but I doubt she thought a lot of those questions, but it was funny to read :)
2006-12-18 08:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kristin Pregnant with #4 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL OMG you're going to get some "interesting" answers on this. I doubt Mary thought these but they are funny!!!
2006-12-18 08:21:51 · answer #5 · answered by musicpanther67 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I personally don't think she was like that... no offense or anything. And that is kind of disrespectful... I believe she saw her child as a blessing.
2006-12-18 08:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I DOUBT IT! BUT THIS WAS HILARIOUS TO READ!! I HAD A GOOD LAUGH.
IF SHE HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR THEN MAYBE JUST MAYBE!!
2006-12-18 08:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by LOVE MY LIFE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i think she was happy that she was chosen
2006-12-18 08:20:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmmm... possibly
2006-12-18 08:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by Wiked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋