A police officer observes a car rapidly approaching an intersection controlled by a stop sign. The car slows slightly and then zooms around the corner and continues on.
The officer pulls the car over and approaches the driver. The angry driver produces his license and asks "what is the problem?" Tthe officer tells him that he is being stopped for not fully stopping at the stop sign.
The driver says "Look, I am a lawyer, I am late for court, whats the difference, I slowed down, didn't I?".
The officer asks him to exit the car, which he does, and tells the lawyer "I am going to give you a legal demenstration". The lawyer agrees. The officer then pulls out his baton and begins to whack the lawyer on the legs rapidly.
After several blows, the officer asks the lawyer "Do you want me to Stop or Just Slow down?"
Do you think the lawyer got the point?
2007-08-06
10:56:22
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Dog Lover
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