A police officer observes a car rapidly approaching an intersection controlled by a stop sign. The car slows slightly and then zooms around the corner and continues on.
The officer pulls the car over and approaches the driver. The angry driver produces his license and asks "what is the problem?" Tthe officer tells him that he is being stopped for not fully stopping at the stop sign.
The driver says "Look, I am a lawyer, I am late for court, whats the difference, I slowed down, didn't I?".
The officer asks him to exit the car, which he does, and tells the lawyer "I am going to give you a legal demenstration". The lawyer agrees. The officer then pulls out his baton and begins to whack the lawyer on the legs rapidly.
After several blows, the officer asks the lawyer "Do you want me to Stop or Just Slow down?"
Do you think the lawyer got the point?
2007-08-06 10:56:22 · 10 answers · asked by Dog Lover 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
The were two accidents on the highway the other day....One involved a car hitting a dog crossing the road and a second one involving a lawyer crossing the road and getting hit. What was the main difference between the two?
There were skid marks in front of the dog.
Badumbump.
2007-08-07 01:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by joeanonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! An oldie but a goodie that actually gets a point across.
Thanks!
P.S. to thylawyer, lighten up Francis!! before someone tells the joke that explains where lawyers some from.
2007-08-06 12:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by mebe1042 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nice I like that about as much as a bumper sticker I once obeserved "If you don't want the police to help next time call a crack head"
2007-08-06 11:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by plutarian04 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 plus a star because that's how good you are.
2016-05-20 00:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by june 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lawyers don't get the point unless you speak to them in legal gibberish!
I think this would make a perfect youtube video.....
2007-08-06 11:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Vindicaire 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I doubt it. He probably liked it too much to care whether or not there was point to be made.
2007-08-06 13:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by t. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO!! To busy seeing dollar signs from pending civil suit.
2007-08-06 11:04:18 · answer #7 · answered by rstyboutwell 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think this joke goes back to Roman times, maybe even Greek. Making the perpetrator a lawyer adds nothing to the moral, but maybe you think it does.
Do you get the point? It's not about the lawyer.
2007-08-06 11:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by thylawyer 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Ohhh ouch! You know...that's messed up....and yet it's really not. lol
2007-08-06 11:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jasmine 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sure hope so!
2007-08-06 11:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by Julia B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋