So many of my problems could be solved if duels were allowed. Instead of having to put up with some idiot threatening me that his friends are going to beat me up, because he is too afraid to take me on himself, I could just challenge him to a duel and end his miserable life.
Unfortunately in the modern world duels are not allowed and the last time he talked rubbish to me, all I could do was take it, because if I grabbed his car keys and stuck him in the boot I would get arrested.
I am not good with words and don't want to be, I am better at action than talk. But if pistols at dawn were allowed again, I would be so happy. Laughing at his family and his crews families as they follow those slow funeral processions. Been letting off guns and explosives in forests since I was 6. 26 now and my finger is itching for the trigger.
Question is why not legalise duels. So many of the worlds problems would be solved, without the need for war. G bush could duel Saddam and I could finally own.
2007-03-17
19:05:30
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ssstormofficer
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