The other night, I was out walking my dog in the neighborhood. As dogs usually do, my dog dropped a few logs. I had pulled a plastic baggy out of my pocket and was started to clean up the mess when a passerby started lecturing me. They were going off about how the dog did it's business near the sidewalk and how someone might step in it. I just held up the plastic bag and said, "Hey, retard, I was just getting ready to pick it up!"
Well, the moron starts stomping off, calling me all sorts of names. That's when I picked up one of the turds with my baggied hand and threw it at him. It slapped him in the back of the head, making him stop and abruptly turn around, just in time to catch the second turd in the face. Well, needless to say he charged me, but I beat the dickens out of him and returned to walking my dog.
The nerve of some people.
2006-10-30
08:39:36
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