The other night, I was out walking my dog in the neighborhood. As dogs usually do, my dog dropped a few logs. I had pulled a plastic baggy out of my pocket and was started to clean up the mess when a passerby started lecturing me. They were going off about how the dog did it's business near the sidewalk and how someone might step in it. I just held up the plastic bag and said, "Hey, retard, I was just getting ready to pick it up!"
Well, the moron starts stomping off, calling me all sorts of names. That's when I picked up one of the turds with my baggied hand and threw it at him. It slapped him in the back of the head, making him stop and abruptly turn around, just in time to catch the second turd in the face. Well, needless to say he charged me, but I beat the dickens out of him and returned to walking my dog.
The nerve of some people.
2006-10-30 08:39:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
I never have but i know I would have done the same thing if someone did that to me!
2006-10-30 08:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by wbs1treehill 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanx! You made my day.
I have'nt done what you did but I've sure wanted too.
I have arthritis in both feet and ankles and occasionally one ankle will colapse making it extremely painful to walk.
This happened to me the other day while playing with my dogs at the park.After a very painful walk back to the car another car pulled up fairly close to mine and honked before I could get into mine.This ditz watched me limp all the way to the car and watched me wince in pain with each step I took to get to her window to see what she wanted.
All she had to say was "Did you clean up after your dogs?'
I was so mad!Looked her in the eye and said No I Did NOt clean up after them.In order for me to clean up they have to do something first.I can't clean up what the don't mess.
She did'nt believe me.So I got really mad and told her when they started cleaning up all the deer poop I had to limp thru to get back to my car I'd worry about cleaning up after my dogs but again I can't clean up if they don't make a mess and I was'nt about to dig it out by hand to show her so she needed to be on her way so I could get off my feet.
Wish I'd have had a turd or 2 for her.Some people are just ignorant!
2006-10-30 21:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by misbehavin165 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No - I never have.
Why don't you take all of these stories that you make up and do something useful - like write a fiction novel or something? It probably won't sell though - 'cause I believe that most people think you're a jerk.
2006-11-01 15:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by liddabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never had some one be that rude to me, but that is HILARIOUS. this is the funnies thing I've read all day. You are my hero! I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. Once I was walking mydog and she stopped to pee, so this guy opens up his window and starts cursing at me. if she had pooped instaed of peed, I would have tried that. Next time it happens I will.
2006-10-30 17:01:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome!!! I'd shake your hand if it wasn't covered in poo!
I would love to do that to someone spouting off before they even knew what was going on. I hate those people!!! Once, I did throw poo, but at someones front door. Their dog kept coming into my yard, pooing and leaving and they'd never pick it up, so I flung it at their door. Their dog never did it again!
2006-10-30 16:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Astro 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope never done that. But I agree with what you did. It's pretty obvious he just wanted to complain. Yeah the nerve of some people.
2006-10-30 16:43:27 · answer #6 · answered by lilbit_883_hugger 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too bad the poop didnt go in his mouth. That would have really shut him up. but that was great good job!
2006-10-30 17:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by sparky_butt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's great!!! I'll think about that next time some idiot sticks his nose in my biz when I walk my dog.
2006-10-30 16:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by Stinky Nutz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...boy i sure needed these laughs today....all the weirdos are coming out of the woodwork today!!! lol
2006-10-30 16:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by Lilypie99 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I never had, but wish I had sometimes.
2006-10-30 16:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by bon b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋