Xmas CAKE RECIPE: 1 cup water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup brown sugar, 1 tsp salt, dash of lemon juice, nuts, 2 cups dried fruit, 1 bottle Vodka. SAMPLE Vodka. Take large bowl, check Vodka again to be sure of highest quality. Pour 1 cup and drink. REPEAT. Turn on electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp sugar. Beat it again. It's best now to make sure the Vodka is schtill okay. Try another cup. Turn off mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs, add to the bowl and chuck in cup of dried fruit. Pick damned fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If fried drink schticks in the beater, pry loose with screwdriver. Sample the Vodka for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups salt or somethin'. Shift lemon juice & strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add 1 spoon sugar or somefink, whatever. Greash the oven. Turn cake tin 360 degrees, try not to fall down. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw bowl through the window. Finish Vodka and kick the cat.
Cherry Mistmas!
2007-11-28
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