Xmas CAKE RECIPE: 1 cup water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup brown sugar, 1 tsp salt, dash of lemon juice, nuts, 2 cups dried fruit, 1 bottle Vodka. SAMPLE Vodka. Take large bowl, check Vodka again to be sure of highest quality. Pour 1 cup and drink. REPEAT. Turn on electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp sugar. Beat it again. It's best now to make sure the Vodka is schtill okay. Try another cup. Turn off mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs, add to the bowl and chuck in cup of dried fruit. Pick damned fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If fried drink schticks in the beater, pry loose with screwdriver. Sample the Vodka for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups salt or somethin'. Shift lemon juice & strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add 1 spoon sugar or somefink, whatever. Greash the oven. Turn cake tin 360 degrees, try not to fall down. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw bowl through the window. Finish Vodka and kick the cat.
Cherry Mistmas!
2007-11-28 15:01:52 · 14 answers · asked by FRANsuFU 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
This was great!. I'm having a Christmas cookie exchange at work and sent this along as my contribution. Very clever.
2007-11-28 15:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by Joan R 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-05-26 07:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great recipe and can't wait to try it. Ha!
Also liked the Cherry Mistmas.
2007-11-28 15:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! ok, now that was just plain cute for all the X-mas drunks out there who thinks they can pull off baking a cake!
2007-11-28 15:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by Common_Sense2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO & a Cherry Mistmas to you to. Sounds like some of my old days. lol
2007-11-28 15:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by glorydvine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes i have...and the first time i did...i actually started writing the recipe BEFORE i read it all the way through.
i'll be trying this recipe this year!
2007-11-28 15:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by nanner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds tasty... i think ill drink tonight.
i wish i had a cat..... i wouldnt kick it though.
good recipe and merry christmas xx
2007-11-28 15:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After that cake is bake
when do we eat?
2007-11-28 15:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have and a wonderful CHERRY MISTMAS to you as well!!!
2007-11-28 18:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by daniel b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This recipe also works with whiskey.
2007-11-28 17:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by rohak1212 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋