Family & Relationships - 1 June 2007

this is about two teens so no ADULT advice thnx.

2007-06-01 15:28:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-01 15:27:16 · 11 answers · asked by had438 3 in Family

Ladies, what is one thing a man can do, or say that will make you feel more appreciated and loved?

2007-06-01 15:27:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I don't understand how/why marriage is something that isn't taken serious. I am on this website often and I read time and time again...just get a divorce. I think in some cases it is valid...but just because they are in a fight or the sex isn't like it was in the beginning they should walk out and never look back... Anyone else out there that won't give up that easy?

2007-06-01 15:24:43 · 23 answers · asked by mom of two 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Tommy Cooper classics


Went to the paper shop - it had blown away

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'

'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'

A man walked into the doctor's, he said ' I've hurt my arm in several places'
The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners

'So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?'
And a voice said, 'You are.'

'So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said ' Is that the local swimming baths?' He said ' It depends where you're calling from.'

'I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' ,
so he gave me a kite.'

I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for ' flu.
So I went, and I got it.'

A man goes into the doctors. The doctor says, 'Go over to the window and stick your tongue out' . Man says, Why?
The doctor says, 'I don't like my neighbours'

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought ' This is unusual' .
And the dentist said to me ' Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.


'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.' That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' Is it common?' It's not unusual.'


I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages.' He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here.'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'

'So I said to the doctor'. ' People keep taking the Mickey out of me because I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball.' The doctor said 'Howzat?'I said, don't you start' .

So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want'I said, 'I want to stay here.' She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.


'I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'
I said, 'Not only that.'I said, I said... I said it twice, I said, 'He's got one leg shorter than the other.' He said, 'What do you wanna do with it, eat it or dance with it?'
I said, 'Forget the chicken, give me a lobster, and he brought me this lobster. I said just a minute, he's only got one claw.' He said 'Well he's been in a fight.'I said, 'Well give me the winner.'

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.' My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? 'Well, 'says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'so he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says ' I'm going to have to put him down.' What? Because he's cross-eyed?' No, because he's really heavy'

So I went to the dentist.
He said, 'Say Aaah.'I said, 'Why?' He said, 'My dog's died.'

A man goes to the Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem' The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac.' The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week' .....' Bring me a colour TV'

2007-06-01 15:24:23 · 4 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Singles & Dating

My ex husband is ordered to pay child support and now i find out he quit his job. He started truck driving and hasn't said a word to me about his child support payments. One was due this week, our son doesn't want me to go forward by talking to my attorney because the state his dad lives in pulls their drivers lic till the amout owed is paid. What would you do? I need the money but dont want my son mad...

2007-06-01 15:22:13 · 22 answers · asked by Don't make me beg!!! 3 in Marriage & Divorce

For the longest time i have wanted to have a pen pal. I have wanted to write them letters and have them write back. this would make a great long distance best friend. I could maybe tell you anything. Then maybe/possibly i could be traveling and i would be able to meet you! Please be my pen pal someone

2007-06-01 15:15:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

so there is this guy that i liked and he liked me. we were getting really close and were practically going out. but he kept asking me to hang out during the weekdays and i couldn't cuz i was super busy and i guess he just stopped trying and gave up on me. but i still have feelings for him, and i know he does for me cuz i see the way he looks at me in school and stuff. it's just iunno what to do because he.. uggh.. i dont know =(

2007-06-01 15:14:21 · 3 answers · asked by cutie.pie_xo 3 in Singles & Dating

Well I know how to please my woman but I want to be able to please her better.
We have been together for 8 years and it's starting to get same ol' same ol'.

2007-06-01 15:13:01 · 25 answers · asked by Big Daddy 1 in Marriage & Divorce

My boyfriend and I have been together for 1yr and 6 months. He doesn't plan to get married any time soon or have kids. He says he's not ready..he still wants to party and I'm ready to settle down. I really love him and I don't know what to do.

2007-06-01 15:10:21 · 10 answers · asked by princess_love 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Hey guys see i like this girl but i don't know her like that but I'm wondering how to approach her to start a conversation of something. thankss

2007-06-01 15:10:00 · 3 answers · asked by Trinistar 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-01 15:07:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-01 15:07:10 · 16 answers · asked by Mary 4 in Singles & Dating

He has been like that a couple of months after we got married. I have been asking him respect and talk our marriage problems in the room where nobody can't hear but he just don't care and keep shouting and shouting. I do not want this for my baby, and i am a catholic woman i don't know if i should get divorced or not. Our communication and intimacy are not good, and I am at the point where I just let the days past because he does not show any interest in solving this situation. when he is mad, I stay quite, to avoid him shouting but I don't like it either.

2007-06-01 15:03:50 · 9 answers · asked by Koranay 1 in Family

from looking at other women as a habbit

2007-06-01 15:03:40 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-06-01 15:02:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-06-01 15:01:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

love
true love
soul mates
love at first sight

2007-06-01 15:01:05 · 12 answers · asked by Twisty 2 in Singles & Dating

My cousin asked my sister and I a week ago to be in her early August wedding... this summer. It was a very last minute offering considering she asked all of her other bridesmaids months ago. I am a sophomore in college (which I am paying for myself) and I just found out the dresses are almost $400. I am really tight on money, and I don't know if I can afford it, as much as I want to. I really want to be there for my cousin on her special day... but on such short notice, the money is hard to come up with it. Would the more appropriate thing to do be to withdraw from the wedding party, or should I tell her I don't have enough money and see where it goes from there? I am at a loss of what to do... any help would really be appreciated. Thanks.

2007-06-01 15:00:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

My mom and dad are divorced, and my mom doesnt want any of my dads family to be there or him! Should i just have My moms family and friends and then do something with my dad and his side of the family?

2007-06-01 14:57:30 · 18 answers · asked by starburstjellybean 2 in Family

i am so much worried about my plain life. The main problem is i am being deprived of someone special in my life. How can i get someone special in my life very soon. I want as soon as possible.

2007-06-01 14:55:44 · 5 answers · asked by anilbro 1 in Singles & Dating

i was wondering why is it that people cheat and the reason why they did it. Is there any1 that has done if so tell me ur reason for doing it thank you

2007-06-01 14:55:07 · 5 answers · asked by CALI SWISS 3 in Singles & Dating

My mom died on April 1, 2007 and my bday was April 21st...she was 65 and Im now 37. I already lost 20 pds since mom died. I am married..but I feel like Im not a good wife right now being so depressed its hard to get household chores done. I work part time, we live out in the country, and my husband works full time. I dont see him til 10:30 at nite. What does a person do when they are by themselves all day after I come home from working 3 hours and living out in the country and cant go anywhere?? Ive discussed moving to live by my dad which is 20 miles away, but we cant afford it right now. Im by myself alone all day from 1pm to 10:30pm when he gets home. Sometimes I want to climb the walls!!! She died two months ago today and still hard, just have my dad and my brother left, but my brother lives an hr away & we arent really close, and I visit my dad 3 times a week for lunch then I come home & be more depressed. I just wish I was closer to dad besides visiting him. Im stuck!

2007-06-01 14:52:57 · 13 answers · asked by Brat 1 in Family

Can you see what the person registered for at another Walmart in another town?

2007-06-01 14:51:39 · 10 answers · asked by happydawg 6 in Weddings

it reminds me of the smell of a honey wagon.... thats not good.. or smelling like a bee hive... that means your girl friend smells kinda like asss ..am i right?

2007-06-01 14:47:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-06-01 14:47:38 · 31 answers · asked by kayla w 1 in Friends

I moved across the country into a condo by myself. I have been here 2 months and still have not made any friends. I am going to school in the fall, and working part time. I have no one to hang out with, all I have is my boyfriend who i see once a week because he lives 2 hours away. I used to be very social and outgoing, a party girl. People see me as someone who "lives the good life", but they have no idea how sad I really am. My old friends barely call me anymore, they all live 3000 miles away. Now I have isolated myself from people for that past 2 months and I'm getting very depressed. I don't know what to do and I feel like i dont know what to say to people anymore. I try to go out and go shopping and be around people, but i still feel so alone. Do people not like me? Please help

2007-06-01 14:46:22 · 7 answers · asked by rose 3 in Friends

We've been dating now for 6 months,& I willingly do absolutely anything that he asks me, which is often strange,& at times slightly painful)whenever he wants to.But if I feel like making love, he'll say 'no, not now, later'. I might be fine with that as I am a patient person,but also when we (or rather he) has finished, he runs away to have a shower, or just stands up because he's hot, and I ask him to please stay in bed with me, but he won't. All of this I could handle if it weren't for the fact that what I would really like him to do is talk to me sometimes while we are in bed,as I like hearing his voice and it brings me closer to orgasm if he does. I don't care if he doesn't really know what to say, but this is a man with a substantial porn collection, and a way with words(he can write poetry), so he must have some idea of how to. Why won't he indulge me and talk dirty to me?Or see the experience through until we are both satisfied?Does he have the right to be this selfish?

2007-06-01 14:45:06 · 18 answers · asked by luby 1 in Singles & Dating

nealrly 8 years ago and i feel sooo unloved its unreal i try and instigate a cuddle he pushes me away and i try and instigate sex..he pushes me away, he has never taken me for a meal never bought me flowers i am always sendin him flowers to work...etc i am not allowed out with friends he says i am aving an affair if i do he dont go out though i work from home on nights 6 days a week he goes out to work the only time i go out is to take our daughter to and from school...or if i go to my mothers...i need to feel loved and romance and i get none from him i think he havin an affair but when i say i will leave he says dont be silly and begs me stay..and crys i hate my life i am soo ready do end it all and i am not scared why do i feel like this? and the worse bit is he cant see the hurt in my eyes....i get told that i very pretty why does he do this to me refuse me affection? why?

2007-06-01 14:44:27 · 14 answers · asked by LucieSmoothtalker 2 in Marriage & Divorce

i have a vampire fetish, he has redhead schoolgirl fetich thing, any ideas on how to combine the two. he won't wear costumes, except for maybe vampire teeth. please help, any ideas, also im a size 22w any ideas on where to find some good plus sized costumes

2007-06-01 14:39:53 · 5 answers · asked by lydia manning 2 in Other - Family & Relationships