Jokes & Riddles - February 2007

2007-02-23 20:13:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I want FUN answers!

2007-02-23 20:10:49 · 17 answers · asked by Shadow Song 4

Think and have fun answering the question..

2007-02-23 20:00:21 · 24 answers · asked by Shadow Song 4

What album or event began the downward spiral

2007-02-23 19:56:34 · 1 answers · asked by Fire Marshall Bill 2

So it's this guy's first night in jail. He's sitting in his cell with his cellmate when from out of nowhere he hears someone yell "Number 9!", and the entire cell block cracks up. Another person yells "Number 12!" and again uproarous laughter. The guy turns to his cellmate and asks him what's up with the numbers. His cellmate tells him, "Well, we've been here so long we all know every joke we tell, so we gave them all numbers. That way, someone can just yell out the number to tell the joke!" So later that day, our jailbird decides to tell a joke. He yells out "Number 8!" Silence. Nobody laughs or even says a word. He asks his cellmate what happened?

"Listen man, some people can tell a joke, and some can't"

2007-02-23 19:54:19 · 7 answers · asked by Son of a Mitch 6

2007-02-23 19:45:53 · 2 answers · asked by Dosage 3

can anyone suggest a funny tag line for "exam" ???

2007-02-23 19:35:32 · 8 answers · asked by jimi 1

People use it like it lol, but what does it stand for?

2007-02-23 19:20:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

your mind when..you hear these two words...THANK YOU..?

2007-02-23 19:07:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers....like a telephone....on his hand, then talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, 'You don't understand. I'm very high-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.'

The bartender says 'Prove it.' The guy dials a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

'That's incredible', says the bartender....'I would never have believed it!' 'Yeah', said the guy, 'I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?' The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper shoved up his ass. 'Oh my God!' cries the bartender. 'Did they rob you? Are you hurt?' The guy turns to him and says: 'No, I'm ok........I'm just waiting for a fax.

2007-02-23 19:06:11 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4

2007-02-23 19:02:18 · 6 answers · asked by Brad 2

our guy friends are always pranking us, and most often they toilet paper our house!!

but tongiht me and my girlfriends both CAUGHT two of the guys who keep pranking us like this!!

We have them captured here and totally helpless,

how can we send them home 2 blocks embarrassed the MOST???

2007-02-23 18:47:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween??






They pump kin

2007-02-23 18:45:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can you figure these out??


If you THINK you can answer these then click the link Below and CHECK YOUR ANSWERS!!


1)Take 1000. Add 40.
Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000.
And plus 10.

What is the total?

2) The following 13 letters can be mixed up into a rude five-word phrase meaning "do what you said or keep quiet."


UUUUTTPPPSRHO


3) Without bouncing, how can you throw a ball such that it comes back to you?

2007-02-23 18:41:45 · 15 answers · asked by gopackgo51 1

THAT I CAN ONLY ROAST BEEF... GET IT?

2007-02-23 18:26:42 · 5 answers · asked by luztorlove 2

Are you not answering this not question, not, on not Yahoo, not, not questions? And if not so, do not, not, give a not, not estimate of not how much time it didnt not take you to not solve it, not.

good luck, and f u can, have fun with this one!

2007-02-23 18:25:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-23 18:17:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

It can buy a bed - but not sleep
It can buy a clock - but not time
It can buy you a book - but not knowledge
It can buy you a position - but not respect
It can buy you medicine - but not health
It can buy you blood - but not life
It can buy you sex - but not love

So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.......

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

2007-02-23 17:45:47 · 20 answers · asked by Mary 6

100 cows in a field, what one is going on holiday? The one with the wee calf! What one is going to the middle east? Coo Eighty!! Let me know if you get them. Might have to know the Scottish tongue.

2007-02-23 17:10:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

You are trapped in a room with no windows and a locked door. How do you get out?

2007-02-23 17:09:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man driving through the woods hit a rabbit. Quickly stopping his car he pours a bottle of liquid over the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up and walks back into the woods waving goodbye all the way. What was in the bottle?

2007-02-23 17:08:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why did Cinderella's soccer team always lose?

2007-02-23 17:07:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

What did King Kong say when he called the wrong number?

2007-02-23 17:06:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

What did the doctor say to the man who complained he was shrinking?

2007-02-23 17:04:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.00fun.com/thevoiceinsideyourhead414.shtml

2007-02-23 17:00:57 · 4 answers · asked by dee_ann 6

I heard this one from a bum in LA.

Answer this in one word.

What do you love more than life and hate more than death?
What does a miser spend and a spender save?
What do the poor have and the rich want?
What will kill you if you eat it and still take with you to the grave?

2007-02-23 16:57:44 · 9 answers · asked by Matt 2

would they have to reinvent the chair?

2007-02-23 16:33:38 · 18 answers · asked by Lexa♥ 2

2007-02-23 16:26:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

My one and only one-night stance liked oral more than anything. I knew she was clean because she wore a sanitary napkin.

2007-02-23 16:22:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-23 16:13:25 · 27 answers · asked by Scotty 1