A man driving through the woods hit a rabbit. Quickly stopping his car he pours a bottle of liquid over the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up and walks back into the woods waving goodbye all the way. What was in the bottle?
2007-02-23 17:08:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
water.
2007-02-23 19:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥♥F♥♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 04:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfume.coz the rabbit didnt hav a bath!
2007-02-23 17:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by R@vi/\/@ R0XXXXXXX!!!!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep the first answer was good but i reakon cooking baste he is letting the rabbit stew for a while. its just not the same if you dont shoot them yourself!! rabbit stew yum.
2007-02-23 17:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by jo.joggers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hare restorer with permanent wave
2007-02-23 17:12:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hare restorer with permanent wave apparently.
2007-02-23 17:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, Ha! That First Answer Was Good!!!!!!
2007-02-23 17:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhhh...Was it Trichlorosilane?
2007-02-27 16:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by 12string 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st 1 got it.....very funny.LOL
2007-02-23 17:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
medicene
2007-02-23 17:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋