2007-02-23 16:13:25 · 27 answers · asked by Scotty 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL... thats cute... hehehe...
nice one.. thanx for the laugh
What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A lawn mooer
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
lol
2007-02-23 17:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course. She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
What kind of seafood do cows like?
Moooossels! (mussels)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Haha
2007-02-28 13:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by _ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to hear Dana Lyons--"Cows with Guns"--it's hilarious:
Cows With Guns
by Dana Lyons
by Dana Lyons, copyright 1996
Intro
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Am G Am
AmFat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
GCows aren't Amfun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today
We will Ffight for bovine Cfreedom
And Ehold our large heads Amhigh
We will Frun free with the CBuffalo, or Edie
Cows with [Am]guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned
The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
Copyright 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)
PO Box 2627, Bellingham, WA 98227 USA
All Rights Reserved
www.danalyons.com
2007-02-24 00:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by nanlwart 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
for a 3 year old thats quite funny
my Nephew is 4 and when we go for a walk,he always says hey preety woman,to any female that walks past us(young or old)
2007-02-24 00:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please tell your grand-daughter, that I have a pet cow, she is called Bluebell and lives with her mate "Nanny" the goat, they are great pals. I do take them on holiday two or three times a year. I put them in the high trailer and move them to another field that I own, so that they can have a change of scenery!
2007-02-24 00:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
my Grandson said they went to moo moo land . they where singing the song at the time. so i wander if moo moo land is in moozealand
2007-02-24 00:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-02-24 00:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by hollabacgurl136 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes cool for 3
2007-02-24 02:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aahh thats pretty good for a 3 year old bless her
2007-02-24 04:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by tracy w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont you just love kids joke
2007-02-24 03:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋