A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers....like a telephone....on his hand, then talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy says, 'You don't understand. I'm very high-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.'
The bartender says 'Prove it.' The guy dials a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.
'That's incredible', says the bartender....'I would never have believed it!' 'Yeah', said the guy, 'I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?' The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper shoved up his ass. 'Oh my God!' cries the bartender. 'Did they rob you? Are you hurt?' The guy turns to him and says: 'No, I'm ok........I'm just waiting for a fax.
2007-02-23 19:06:11 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is really hilarious, I don't easily laugh on many jokes here, this gets me down. Where did you get the material? This is superb!!!!!
2007-02-23 19:26:05 · answer #1 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2007-02-23 19:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG silly!!! But cute in an odd sorta way!!??/
2007-02-23 19:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!! thats a harsh way of waitin on a fax!! LMAO
2016-03-29 09:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!! 10/10
2007-02-23 19:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by 53283663 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS NOT RIGHT...But it gave me a good laugh...thanx
2007-02-23 23:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by fdk30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i didnt get it at first but know i do...lol
2007-02-23 19:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by ♥LittleMissTink♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...lol..10/5
2007-02-23 19:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haha hahahah
ha ha
2007-02-23 20:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by nomno13 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋