It can buy a bed - but not sleep
It can buy a clock - but not time
It can buy you a book - but not knowledge
It can buy you a position - but not respect
It can buy you medicine - but not health
It can buy you blood - but not life
It can buy you sex - but not love
So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.......
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
2007-02-23 17:45:47 · 20 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
K, what's your address?
2007-02-23 17:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Money is Everything?
It can take care of Debt.
It can buy Food.
It can buy Housing.
It can buy Clothes.
It can buy the Best Education.
It can buy the Best Medicines.
Money can buy a lot of Happiness.
2007-02-23 20:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LooooooooooooL
2007-02-23 18:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by rain 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww cmon lara Ive already got this scam going 9/10
2007-02-23 22:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riiiighttt..... i'll take the money behind door one pplease.
Let's make a Deal!!!
2007-02-23 18:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by answers999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say money can't buy happiness, but give me 100 bucks and watch me smile!
2007-02-23 17:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
money=life=happiness=ossum=anti-you
nice thinking btw
2007-02-23 18:22:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
money is not everything to me>>>the love of money is the root of all evil<<<< but having money can solve your problems (specific problems) sufficient money to solve a problem is enough.
2016-03-29 09:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! But no way! Money buys food and I eat!
2007-02-23 17:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't wanna hurt you.. after all you r so kind enough to ask to share my pain...
how about... i bear your pain while you enjoy all the things that come for free?
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-23 18:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ill have my piggy bank flown to you by mail
2007-02-23 18:19:53 · answer #11 · answered by secretrainbow89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋