2007-02-23 16:26:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because the monkey wanted a ride across the road. Why else would he screw a chicken? It's common sense.
2007-02-23 16:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by johnnyelectric 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The answer is easy: Its because you lit the dubie!
2007-02-24 01:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by Dan S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken was a tease and the monkey had just had it.
2007-02-24 00:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by desirae m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because the monkey wanted some and the chicken didnt.
2007-02-24 00:30:39 · answer #4 · answered by Doug G 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the weed had a banana flavor and afterward you got the munchies and ate chicken
2007-02-24 00:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by All This and Brains Too! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Even monkeys need to get laid.
2007-02-24 00:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much peanut butter on the paper. Next time, wipe!
2007-02-24 00:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cause you took LSD with that dubie
2007-02-24 00:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by thelement_99 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cuz u was bout high as ever!! lol, what was u smokin!??
2007-02-24 01:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!! great 10/10.
2007-02-24 00:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋