Jokes & Riddles - February 2007

Find the M
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FIND THE C
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FIND THE 8
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TYPE LIKE 3 RD ROW FROM LEFT ECT AND IF YOU FIND ALL THREE YOU GET 10 PTS

2007-02-02 13:56:26 · 6 answers · asked by the kid 2

2007-02-02 13:55:05 · 7 answers · asked by elkinluna_44 3

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2007-02-02 13:44:50 · 11 answers · asked by ♥MG789♥ 3

2007-02-02 13:33:28 · 21 answers · asked by bill b 1

no flush it like normal people

2007-02-02 13:32:24 · 11 answers · asked by bill b 1

John's mother has 3 children. their names are April, May, and ?. what is the third child's name?

its a simple question. im sure u can awnser it. lol XD

2007-02-02 13:28:59 · 29 answers · asked by robot_love_xxx 1

2007-02-02 13:25:49 · 12 answers · asked by to the moon 2

A WINTER PEPPER!!

2007-02-02 13:20:04 · 6 answers · asked by JUSTASKING 1

I've noticed that when i'm having fun and enjoying myself time seems to go so quickly but when i'm feeling bored or a little low time seems to take forever. Why is that when the seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and years are all the same "time wise" ?

2007-02-02 13:19:16 · 8 answers · asked by 25yrs Old And Thinking 1

WASABI

2007-02-02 13:17:15 · 8 answers · asked by JUSTASKING 1

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 9

2007-02-02 13:16:48 · 16 answers · asked by M 2

2007-02-02 12:57:09 · 13 answers · asked by Baby Doll 3

How many country and western singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer six, one to change the light bulb and five to sing about how good the old one used to be!

2007-02-02 12:56:58 · 14 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5

1)beer
2)naked
3)running
4)cold
5)moose
6)moon pie
7)ate
8)mule
9)any othe words of your own to make the sentence work

2007-02-02 12:47:53 · 8 answers · asked by stagger_lee1974 2

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids what does he weigh?

2007-02-02 12:41:42 · 22 answers · asked by pollywollydoda 3

There are 10 pigeons sitting side by side on a telephone wire. some kid takes a .50 caliber sniper rifle and shoots and kills one, and only one pigeon. how many pigeons are left on the wire?

2007-02-02 12:41:25 · 25 answers · asked by Cole 3

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

2007-02-02 12:37:52 · 22 answers · asked by Shayna 2

Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, then why did he keep doing it?

2007-02-02 12:35:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

it starts with J, 10 points to who gets it first

2007-02-02 12:35:06 · 13 answers · asked by Ms.J 2

"Where do those white hairs come from?"

"Well," explains her mother, "every time you do something bad or upset me, some of my hair turns white."

The girl thinks about this for a minute. "Mom?"

"Yes?"

"Why is ALL of grandma's hair white?"

2007-02-02 12:34:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

They were both locked in the room with nothing except for a glass, a faucet, and a refrigerator. There is a bloody puddle on the floor. The room contains no windows...and they never left the room during the night. Someone welded them in. There are stab wounds on both victums. What happened.

2007-02-02 12:27:32 · 19 answers · asked by stagger_lee1974 2

A 30 year old man married a 25 year old women. She died at age 50 and her husband was so devastated that he cried for years. Ten years after he stopped crying, he died. If he had lived to be 80,how many years was he a widower?

2007-02-02 12:25:42 · 17 answers · asked by pollywollydoda 3

I went to buy some household goods and saw a new business with a sign that read: "A Family Store."

Being curious, I went in, but couldn't find anything. It was a huge store and there were hundreds of people mulling around, clustered in groups of 4-to-6, looking as confused as me.

I asked a salesman, "Where are the household goods?"

He said, "Didn't you read the sign? This is a Family Store."

2007-02-02 12:22:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just made it up...there is no crrect answer...enjoy the points and the ten points i pick as best answer

2007-02-02 12:15:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

I accidently shot one today with a .22, but I think he saw his shadow.... what does this mean??

2007-02-02 12:14:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man turns 30 years old on January 1, 1999
Yet, the next year on January1, 2000 he turns 32.
How is this possible?

2007-02-02 11:52:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

who really love each other decide they want a baby tgether. so they mix their spe. m find a surrogate mother and get it together. 9 months later they rush to the hospital after hearing that their baby had been born. they enter the baby ward to be confronted by two dozen babies. twenty three of them are crying and screaming their heads off. but one baby in the corner is lay back smiling and giggling. Thats your baby exclaims the nurse. Fancy that says the guys. all those babies and ours is the only one not crying. Oh he's alright now , says the nurse ,just wait till we take te dummy out of his a...s.e

2007-02-02 11:52:24 · 10 answers · asked by peter d 2

there is a brunnett standing in the middle of the road. jumping up and down going "99,99,99,99,99,"
a blonde comes up to her and says "what ya doin?:
brunnett " 99,99,99,99,"
blonde " can i try"
brunnett grins ,"sure, stand here and jump up and down going, '99,99,"
the brunnett goes to the other side of the road and watches
soon a semi comes up, and runs right over the blonde

the brunnett walks back to the middle of the road, jumps up and down and starts sayin, "100,100,100"

2007-02-02 11:31:20 · 33 answers · asked by Terah B 1

2007-02-02 11:23:59 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6

If you put this one on your watch list as i will update it with the answer tomorrow so you gotta get your thinking caps on

what is the lowest number of birds that can fly in a straight line one in front of the other but there has got to be two in the front at all times two at the back at all times and one in the middle?????

2007-02-02 11:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous