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2007-02-02 13:25:49 · 12 answers · asked by to the moon 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Fortunately, that's only illegal in the state of Utah.

2007-02-02 17:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1 0

ok ok ok !!! this is serious!!!
here, let me tell you what to do:
ok, run to your nearest laundromat, pick up the first asian woman you see, and do the hokey pokey. after you have turned yourself around, run back out and find an avacado. once you have proceeded to find this, get a pair of panytyhose and put the avacado in them. wrap it around your head like a tuban and then pole dance on an electic tower. when you have completed this, make sure to pet your lucky squirrell and sing the canadian national anthem and go home and take a nice hot oatmeal bath!

=)

2007-02-02 13:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by The Joy Massacre 2 · 0 0

Congratulations! You must be so happy. I almost fainted the first time I got speckledorfed.

2007-02-02 13:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Eat At The Y 4 · 1 0

YIKES!
i did too almost died but then got healed by the magic bullfish!

2007-02-02 13:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Thrills 5 · 2 0

Oh, that's too bad. I did too, but unfortunately I wasn't prepared.

2007-02-02 13:40:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO WAY! Wait....wuzzat mean? *flips through dictionary* Oh...that's from spongebob, no? In that case, OMG SO HAVE I!!!!

2007-02-02 13:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by vanillasunshine7 2 · 1 0

Well I hope you were wearing protection. Those STDs can be bad.

2007-02-02 13:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

Sounds painful!!!!

2007-02-02 13:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

*gasp* You used my favorite word!

2007-02-02 13:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's too bad buddy.

2007-02-02 13:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by I know, I know!!!! 6 · 1 0

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