What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
2007-02-02 12:37:52 · 22 answers · asked by Shayna 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nothing.
2007-02-02 12:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by julieanthony469 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirt
Dirt is greater than God because even though he created us and this Earth, dirt keeps this together [along with other stuff like rock but whatever]
Dirt is more evil than the Devil because if you call someone 'dirt poor' or 'ugly as dirt' chances are they'll cry and I don't think I've ever seen the Devil make someone feel bad about themselves.
Dirt is just about teh most plentiful thing poor people have.
Dirt isn't even allowed near rich people's houses, but I'm sure everybody would just love to get a truck full of dirt and dump it on Britney Spears or Tom Cruise.
And of course, people when dead are put under ground and eventually the coffin decays and the body is encompased in dirt
yeah, i know it's supposed to be 'Nothing' but i was bored and decided to do this instead XD
2007-02-02 20:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing.
nothing is greater than god,
nothing is more evil than the devil,
the poor have nothing,
the rich need nothing as they can buy and have what they 'need'
and if you eat nothing then you will die of hunger
2007-02-02 20:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by bluetinkerbell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing
2007-02-02 20:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Swordfish_13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is It Glass
2007-02-02 20:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by JP 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, duhhh =P
2007-02-02 20:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2piR^2
(I don't know why, that math term is the first thing that came to my mind...)
2007-02-02 20:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kelsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poison love
2007-02-02 20:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by HEYYYYYYY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NoThInG
2007-02-02 20:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by ~splood_5~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
michael jackson?
2007-02-02 20:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋