2007-02-02 11:23:59 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
" Would you like to get pickled with me?"
Oh, I don't know,
What did the publican say to the cheese and tomato sandwich??
( Tell us quick, I'm getting ADD.)
M : )
2007-02-02 11:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Publican said, "Hello cheese and tomato sandwich. What is the weather going to be like next Wednesday?"
and the cheese and tomato sandwich said, "How should I know? I'm a bloody cheese and tomato sandwich."
2007-02-02 20:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this the drunkard publican who proposed to his shapely cheese and tomato sandwich on last Friday night, they where married on Saturday in Vegas, on there wedding night he has said that she asked him to eat her out... . latest I`ve heard currently residing in a local Vegas Police Cell looking for some bail `ies (preferably with ice) and some new crumpet ;)
2007-02-02 19:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't meet the publican, I didn't ask.
2007-02-02 19:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont need you no more , get out im going gastro.
2007-02-02 21:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by marmaduke9731 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lettuce make lunch?
2007-02-02 19:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by walter_b_marvin 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I DONT WONT KNOW CHEESE ON MY TOMATO SANDWICK SIR
2007-02-02 19:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by Matthew Murphy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im going to eat you
2007-02-02 19:26:30 · answer #8 · answered by Castle 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've told you your barred....and so is ham and mustard!
2007-02-03 03:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
want some meat in your bun?
2007-02-02 20:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by BANANA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋