Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

2006-12-07 13:32:16 · 7 answers · asked by austin the beast 1

two muffins are in the oven, one says "AAAAAHHHHHHH WE'RE BEING COOKED!!! the other says " AHHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-07 13:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-07 13:28:55 · 13 answers · asked by G-Man 3

cross the playground?

2006-12-07 13:28:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two snowmen standin' in the snow, one says to the other........."Hey do you smell carrots?"

2006-12-07 13:26:19 · 15 answers · asked by mamaexfour 4

Without looking now.......
What color car does your next door neighbor have?
What color socks are you wearing?
What kind of cereal did you eat yesterday?
No looking now.....What was the first question I asked you?

2006-12-07 13:25:08 · 9 answers · asked by G-Man 3

2006-12-07 13:23:51 · 23 answers · asked by austin the beast 1

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.

What's missing???










WANNA KNOW WHY IT IS????











BECAUSE IT'S RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!!! X-D

What do you think?

2006-12-07 13:23:41 · 13 answers · asked by Eating My Scab! 1

my boyfriend loves jager. we have been together for a few months. i don't want to use his initals. i need a funny or crude quote or phrase.

2006-12-07 13:22:42 · 3 answers · asked by meamom04 1

2006-12-07 13:22:30 · 2 answers · asked by Robert C 1

It roars like thunder,
And rises higher,
While breathing fire,
This wingless wonder.

If it leaves its cave,
Drags us in its tail,
Over hill and dale,
Then you must be brave.

Early morning flight,
Silently it flies,
Slowly in the skies.
Hides before the night.

My kingdom at least,
To the brave young knight,
If you name it right.

What is this huge beast?

2006-12-07 13:13:25 · 6 answers · asked by macdacat147 2

What did one rock say to the other rock?

What did sher-rock holmes say to his sidekick watson?

2006-12-07 13:08:50 · 7 answers · asked by brianna<3 4

a little boy was at school and he raised his hand and asked if he can go to the restroom. his teacher said you have to sing the abc's. so he sang
"abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz" the teacher asked " where was the p?" his answer" running doqn my leg.."

2006-12-07 13:07:10 · 13 answers · asked by countrygirl.!!lol 2

A man rushes into his house and hollers at his wife…
“Hey, guess what…I just won the Powerball lottery,
$120 million dollars…. Pack your bags”
“”Oh, that’s great, Honey… where we going?”

“We are going to tour the world and really live it up,
just the two of us.”



...come on, people, what did you expect, the same old answer?

2006-12-07 13:06:58 · 11 answers · asked by scrubbag 7

There are three houses built exactly the same. One is filled with cotton, the other with wood, and the third with iron. One day an arsonist sets them all on fire. The sound of sirens was growing louder at the scene. People were screaming. Which house did the ambulance try to put the fire out at first?

2006-12-07 13:04:16 · 14 answers · asked by macdacat147 2

A man, on Tuesday, went on a trip with his horse... 3 days later he came back on Tuesday
How is this possible?

2006-12-07 12:51:34 · 34 answers · asked by macdacat147 2

A little farm boy comes down to breakfast when his mother asks if he's done his chores. "Not yet," quips the boy to which his mother replys, "No chores, no breakfast." Pissed off, the little boy kicks a chicken while feeding the chooks as one of his chores. And while milking the cows, he kicks a cow. And feeding the pigs, he kicks a pig. Returning, his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where's the milk? And where's me bacon and eggs?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs. And for kicking the pig , no bacon. Likewise, for what you did to the cow, no milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mum and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

2006-12-07 12:47:44 · 19 answers · asked by gee 2

why did the monkey fall out of the tree???



cuz it was dead.
my mom hates this joke but it makes me giggle everytime. am i just morbid???

2006-12-07 12:45:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

roses are red, violets are blue, Im skitzafrantic, and so am I.

my friend told me that joke thing and i was laughing for a couple min... if u dont know wat skitzafrantic means it means that you have multiple personalities like u are 2 ppl.

2006-12-07 12:32:37 · 19 answers · asked by Nate ! 2

Just don't send that old banana joke. LOL.

2006-12-07 12:29:07 · 9 answers · asked by Qt PIE 3

four mexicans in a sinking boat?






























Quatro Cinco

2006-12-07 12:28:24 · 7 answers · asked by Kermit 3

What are some good things to yell at referes to make them really mad or insult them? best one gets best awnser.

2006-12-07 12:24:09 · 8 answers · asked by Ant 2

i read this really lame riddle out of a riddle book today:

why is a watch like a thing-a-ma-bob?

Answer : because it's a watch-a-ma-call-it!....

i started laughing soo hard after that! lol haha....
Do you find this joke equally lame??? :o)

2006-12-07 12:23:37 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whats my name represent?

2006-12-07 12:20:20 · 9 answers · asked by Kansas Jedi 2

2006-12-07 12:13:03 · 9 answers · asked by Matthew D 2

cuz he shows up late, eats your food, empties his sac, cums only once & leaves before you wake up!!!!!

2006-12-07 12:00:23 · 19 answers · asked by dawn 5

help finnish this limerick off. plz..

there once was an old lady named Jane..
who couldnt walk with out her cane

2006-12-07 11:55:08 · 8 answers · asked by fillojeta a 1

remember each payed ten dollars and got one back
how much di ONE PAY!!!!!11

2006-12-07 11:50:04 · 18 answers · asked by jo d 1

chicken spies are in my eyes, where do they lie? the beaver will never tell, but the pig will bathe in the blood of the sweating whores for all of the season of friends. for i tell you this moon, i will return with macaroni and chips. and so be it that all that has been written, i glitch swear to eat my cotton neck computer screens. i hope i was of entertainment to you all

2006-12-07 11:49:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fill in the blank! Funniest & most original gets 10 fat points...

2006-12-07 11:48:17 · 13 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7