cuz he shows up late, eats your food, empties his sac, cums only once & leaves before you wake up!!!!!
2006-12-07 12:00:23 · 19 answers · asked by dawn 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL clever!! i likek it :>)
2006-12-07 12:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good joke. Thanx for the laugh
2006-12-07 20:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can eat about 7 million cookies a day that is enough proof for me.
2006-12-07 20:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He is also Italian. Who else would wear a red suit.
2006-12-07 22:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should I be offended? Oh well it is a funny joke.
2006-12-07 20:09:48 · answer #5 · answered by Crazy Cat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BECUASE HE GIVES CRUMMY PRESENTS AND MAKES POOR LITTLE ELVES WORK HARD ALL YEAR LONG ON LESS THE MINIMUM PAY
2006-12-07 20:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by super_chick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well said, that was a very funny joke and you are so right about that, I liked it :]
2006-12-07 20:22:01 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a pretty funny joke
2006-12-07 20:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by yankees3127 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he got a bird too
2006-12-07 21:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny.
2006-12-07 20:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plus everywhere he goes, he's looking for HO Ho Ho...
2006-12-08 14:07:45 · answer #11 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋