help finnish this limerick off. plz..
there once was an old lady named Jane..
who couldnt walk with out her cane
2006-12-07 11:55:08 · 8 answers · asked by fillojeta a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
first off, you have the wrong number of sylables, try it like this: there once was a lady named Jane.
she had to walk with a cane.
She ran into some bears,
And fell down the stairs,
Now she is going insane!
2006-12-07 12:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by this Mike guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there once was a lady named Jane.
she had to walk with a cane.
She ended up hurting everyone
Kept hitting them until she was done
Now she ended up breaking her cane!
2006-12-07 12:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she lost it one day
and went into a fray
and is now in the home for the criminally insane
2006-12-07 12:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh this is so lame,
i wish i have a cane,
so that i cound beat you until you insane.
2006-12-07 12:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...She tried to do so but in vain
and stumbled down the empty lane .
is rhyming the key?
2006-12-07 11:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..While I pumped with such feeling,
She just stared at the ceiling
"Of course" she grinned, "that's where the mirror is."
2006-12-07 12:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by Gary H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......
She bought a big wheelchair,
And whizzed by without care,
Until her battery would drain!
Have a great week!
2006-12-10 23:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but even though her horse's mane
2006-12-07 12:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋